Slyfox696 Presents: The "How Would I Kill You" game

[TSG]

This should be a good laugh.

 

[Slyfox696]

This should be a good laugh.

I wouldn't have to kill you. I'm quite confident you'll eliminate yourself from the gene pool on your own. Probably fall into a tank full piranhas. That'd be a badass way to go. Probably the coolest thing you'd ever accomplish in life.

 

[CH David]

Have at it, good sir.

 

[The Dewbliners]

I will humbly accept the open invitation to find out my gruesome death at the hands of a man I've never met. Please, good sir, tell me how this will happen....

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I'd strap you to a rack, and put in your mouth one of those gags you see on those weird porn sites, where you can't close your mouth at all. I'd then take a specially crafted "arm" shove it down your throat, tear through the muscle and lining of your esophagus, rip out your heart, extract the heart, and let you hold it for the last few beats it takes.

If you could live that long.

Are you trying to seduce me?

 

[Mayonnaise Warrior]

I'm game.

 

[Sparky]

You sick of it yet?

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

Over here!

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

Give it a shot.

 

[Milkyway!]

Tralalalala Bully Bully Bully!!!

 

[¡Roján!]

I'm up for it

 

[FSWWE]

I dare you to kill me!!
Dialing 911 now....

 

[LSN80]

kill me softly.....

 

[Slyfox696]

Amazing how many people want to die.

I'm game.

I'd feed you to a pride of starving lions.

You sick of it yet?

I'd vomit into a plastic bag, and then place it over your head and tie it tight. You'd suffocate having to smell my foul smelling vomit until the moment you expire.

Over here!

Two words.

Lizzie Borden.

Give it a shot.

Two words.

Lorena Bobbit.

Tralalalala Bully Bully Bully!!!

I'd force your mouth open and slide an angry rattlesnake down your throat.

I'm up for it

I'd tie a rope around each one of your wrists and each of your ankles. The other end of the rope would be securely fasted to an automobile. The automobiles would take off in four different directions, very slowly, mind you, until the pain is so great you pass out. Then the cars will hit the gas, and pull the limbs from your body.

I dare you to kill me!!
Dialing 911 now....

Much like Sign Guy, I'm sure I wouldn't need to kill you, you'll do a fine job of it yourself. Maybe you could go skydiving in a straight jacket?

kill me softly.....

I'd probably go the Dexter Morgan route on you. Perhaps it's not original, but I doubt anyone would hear you.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

What is a Lorena Bobbit?

 

[Hazardous]

What is a Lorena Bobbit?

John Wayne Bobbitt (born March 23, 1967 in Buffalo, New York) and Lorena Bobbitt (née Gallo) (born October 31, 1970 in Bucay, Ecuador) were an American couple, married on June 18, 1989, whose difficult relationship gained worldwide notoriety for an incident in 1993 when Lorena severed John's penis with a knife. The penis was subsequently surgically re-attached.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

She cut off her husbands dick.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

That sounds sexy. Sly has a heart afterall.

 

[¡Roján!]

Such intense hatred for me, Sly. I like it.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

You can't kill me, I'm already dead

But go on, have a try Sly

 

[¡Roján!]

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[latino World order]

how would you kill me SlyFox

 

[Xemmy]

Nothing like a good game of Versatile Murder.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I'm bringing this back because I want to know

 

[The Champ]

YES, been wanting someone to kill me for a while.

I mean... wut