Slyfox696 Presents: The "How Would I Kill You" game

[Thriller Ant]

Sure, why not

 

[Slyfox696]

I'm in.

Electrocution...what else?

 

[Coco]

 

[Megatron]

Why not.

 

[Theo Mays]

A steamrolling. Nice. Nothing like being squashed to death like a bug.

 

[Slyfox696]

I'd perform surgery on you, you being conscious the whole time. I'd start with a rusty kitchen knife on your navel, picking away the skin slowly, until I get to the organs underneath. Then I'd begin removing the extremities from your body. First your ears, then three fingers on each hand, a couple toes, you know, just to warm you up.

I'd then proceed with hammering nails through each of your hands and feet. Not like Jesus, but on the other side, where the nail has to go through the bone first and flesh last.

Finally, I'd attach you to some medium sized batteries, and allow them to provide you with a medium grade shock constantly, until you either die from the electrocution or from dehydration, whichever comes first.

 

[Coco]

I'd perform surgery on you, you being conscious the whole time. I'd start with a rusty kitchen knife on your navel, picking away the skin slowly, until I get to the organs underneath. Then I'd begin removing the extremities from your body. First your ears, then three fingers on each hand, a couple toes, you know, just to warm you up.

I'd then proceed with hammering nails through each of your hands and feet. Not like Jesus, but on the other side, where the nail has to go through the bone first and flesh last.

Finally, I'd attach you to some low voltage batteries, and allow them to provide you with a medium grade shock constantly, until you either die from the electrocution or from dehydration, whichever comes first.

As long as my penis remains unscathed.

 

[Alex]

I wanna go

 

[D-Man]

Oh, god... should I?

 

[klunderbunker]

This should be interesting. Go ahead.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Make mine as non-hypothetical as possible please.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Okay I guess.

 

[gd]

Hit me big boy.

 

[JGlass]

Do me next.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

OO! OO! PICK ME PICK ME!

 

[Nate DaMac]

OO! OO! PICK ME PICK ME!

Wow. You're still alive?

 

[Vincent Michaels]

What the hell, I'll try this.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Wow. You're still alive?

I wanted to get out but THIS FORUM PULLED ME BACK!


......... I butchered that quote didn't I?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Why not

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Same, this should be fun

 

[.]

I suppose.

 

[I Suck Ass]

I want to know how I'll die.

 

[UnBEARaBULLfan]

I look forward to this, please don't disappoint.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I want to know how I'll die.

Alone.

 

[Slyfox696]

I wanna go

HIV infected blood transfusion.

Oh, god... should I?

I'd tell you how awesome it is to go inside the St. Louis Arch. Let you explore the sights, take the tour etc. Let you ride to the top to overlook the river. Maybe take a few pictures of you inside the arch.

Then BAM! Nailgun through the forehead.

This should be interesting. Go ahead.

Death by transsexual snu su.

Make mine as non-hypothetical as possible please.

I'd strap you to a rack, and put in your mouth one of those gags you see on those weird porn sites, where you can't close your mouth at all. I'd then take a specially crafted "arm" shove it down your throat, tear through the muscle and lining of your esophagus, rip out your heart, extract the heart, and let you hold it for the last few beats it takes.

If you could live that long.

Okay I guess.

Hit me big boy.

Do me next.

OO! OO! PICK ME PICK ME!

What the hell, I'll try this.

Why not

Same, this should be fun

I suppose.

I want to know how I'll die.

I look forward to this, please don't disappoint.

I'd gather you all up in a group. I'd cut off every hand, and surgically replace it with a tool/weapon. Some would get better weapons than others, depending on how much I hate you. So instead of where you would normally have hands, you now have lethal fighting weapons. Things like knives, hammers...probably give Doug Crashin a sponge...all sorts of things. I'd have to take more time to think of the weapons.

I'd then find some place where I could host a fight to the death, probably have to give Mike Vick a call for that. I'd put you all in a ring, point my shotgun at you and tell you only one of you can escape alive. It's a fight to the death, all of you at one time. Probably charge tickets to the show, because I'm not about to waste my money on weapons for you without recouping some of the losses. We'd all watch in glee as you tear each other apart, piece by piece until only one of you is left standing, tired and bloody.

Then I'd shoot the winner with my shotgun. So I lied, sue me.