Darkshot77
Pre-Show Stalwart
I am very picky to whom I do and do not give fucks. I don't pass that shit out like candy. And Sheamus, mainly through no fault of his own, does not get my fuck. Sheamus has fallen into circumstantial obscurity, for primarily 3 reasons. One he is on Smackdown. I have a hard time giving a fuck about that show as a whole, let alone a talent on that show. It got to the point that so many people stopped giving a fuck about that show that they had to build their feuds on Raw.
Number 2, the rest of the Wrestlemania card. When the WWE does not give a fuck about your match, why should the fans. Let's put it this way. I love CM Punk, I love Chris Jericho, But I am having a hard time giving a fuck about their match at WM. This is because the WWE has put all of their eggs, antique porcelain, fine china, and crystal stemware in one shipping container. And that container is being held up by a crane operator with narcolepsy. If Rock/Cena is bad, that PPV has nothing to fall back on. There are no stories and no build to any other match so why should I care about the 4th most important match on the card, title match or otherwise.
Number 3 he opponent is a heel Daniel Bryan. Bryan as a heel has been as good as Sheamus as a face, which is to say cookie cutter and bland. How am I supposed to care about any one whose most recent feud was over someone running into his girlfriend. Some one who Michael Cole absolutely degrades night after night. I don't care about this feud partly because I do not care about Bryan.
Let's say it was the other way around. Face Daniel Bryan, who had been on a losing streak until the rumble or so where he has started a win streak, has decided to cash in his MITB at WM on the seemingly unstoppable Sheamus. I would honestly be more interested on a Daniel Bryan overcoming the odds for his first title at WM story than an cowardly heel getting cornered by an unstoppable face so get his just deserts at WM. Fact of the matter is Sheamus gains nothing from beating Bryan for the title. He wont look any stronger than he already does.
Pointless show, check. Pointless Spot on the card, check. Pointless feud, check. Looks like it's a go. All units initiate "final comment" sequence.
In short, I don't give a shit, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a shit, I don't give a fuck. Now if I gave a shit, than I'd probably give a fuck. But I don't give a shit, so I don't give a fuck.
Number 2, the rest of the Wrestlemania card. When the WWE does not give a fuck about your match, why should the fans. Let's put it this way. I love CM Punk, I love Chris Jericho, But I am having a hard time giving a fuck about their match at WM. This is because the WWE has put all of their eggs, antique porcelain, fine china, and crystal stemware in one shipping container. And that container is being held up by a crane operator with narcolepsy. If Rock/Cena is bad, that PPV has nothing to fall back on. There are no stories and no build to any other match so why should I care about the 4th most important match on the card, title match or otherwise.
Number 3 he opponent is a heel Daniel Bryan. Bryan as a heel has been as good as Sheamus as a face, which is to say cookie cutter and bland. How am I supposed to care about any one whose most recent feud was over someone running into his girlfriend. Some one who Michael Cole absolutely degrades night after night. I don't care about this feud partly because I do not care about Bryan.
Let's say it was the other way around. Face Daniel Bryan, who had been on a losing streak until the rumble or so where he has started a win streak, has decided to cash in his MITB at WM on the seemingly unstoppable Sheamus. I would honestly be more interested on a Daniel Bryan overcoming the odds for his first title at WM story than an cowardly heel getting cornered by an unstoppable face so get his just deserts at WM. Fact of the matter is Sheamus gains nothing from beating Bryan for the title. He wont look any stronger than he already does.
Pointless show, check. Pointless Spot on the card, check. Pointless feud, check. Looks like it's a go. All units initiate "final comment" sequence.
In short, I don't give a shit, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a shit, I don't give a fuck. Now if I gave a shit, than I'd probably give a fuck. But I don't give a shit, so I don't give a fuck.