Semifinals: FTS vs. Uncle Sam

[Uncle Sam]

 

[Uncle Sam]

 

[Uncle Sam]

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I voted for Sam. i like them both but Sam's Quirky British humor amuses me even if i don't understand most of it

 

[Uncle Sam]

Finally. Jesus. I didn't know you all hated me so much.

 

[The Doctor]

Sam is posting Cyanide and Happiness comics. I wish I had voted for him.

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

Sam all day long. He gets the not at all coveted vote from me

 

[Uncle Sam]

To hell with you, Doc. I'm not telling you the names of any more fonts.

 

[X]

Sam knows that I have a weakness for Cyanide & Happiness. Thus he got my vote.

 

[gd]

Sam. The comic strips are a big bonus as well.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Don't make me Marty Jannetty, WrestleZone. Please don't make me Marty Jannetty.

Though I disagree that me and FTS ever were The Rockers of WrestleZone. We were more like two-time WrestleZone tournament winners Edge & Christian.

Don't make me Christian, WrestleZone. Please don't make me Christian.

 

[SavageTaker]

I voted FTS but I think I love Sam now.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

I could never vote against Sam.

 

[The Doctor]

I was going to vote for you, Sam, but when I went to, it said I had already voted for FTS. I don't even remember voting.

 

[Dave]

More C&H damn it!

 

[Uncle Sam]

 

[Uncle Sam]

 

[Uncle Sam]

Seriously, I do not want to be Christian. The Jim Neidhart. The Heidenreich, if you will.

 

[Blue Chipper]

I accidentally selected fts, so keep that in consideration when this ends.

 

[TLC]

Fuck it. I'm voting Sam as he seems to really want it. Plus his memoirs are a good read and he's british.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I accidentally selected fts, so keep that in consideration when this ends.

C'mon, man! Be more careful with your vote! I don't want to be ECW champion!

Fuck it. I'm voting Sam as he seems to really want it. Plus his memoirs are a good read and he's british.

A pleasant surprise - I'd assume the acronyms would team up.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Sam, I desire nothing but your e-love.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Excellent. The change of name from whoever you used to be is a good start.

Edit: 48/7, eh?

 

[Kanye South]

I desire Sam's mentorship. Therefore he gets my vote.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I desire Sam's mentorship. Therefore he gets my vote.

But you secretly know you'll never be able to tame me. That's what makes me so appealing.