Saunter with Coco and GD w/ special guest MRC

[Coco]

In that font, Spike TV almost sounds like a dignified concept.

 

[Coco]

I kid Spite TV. Manswers is awesome.

 

[gd]

Blue Mountain State is gonna win a few Emmys this year.

 

[gd]

That's why you're part of the problem and not the solution when these tournaments get fucked up.

Should I be feeling deeply saddened by this?

 

[Coco]

Yes. Did you fuck up the tournament already?

 

[Miko]

Only part of the problem? Then yes you should be deeply saddened

 

[gd]

Apparently voting for who you want to is frowned upon by the powers that be.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Of course it is frowned upon. It is not like is says that you can vote based on personal preference in the OPs.

 

[Miko]

I kind of wish I could be bothered with the tournament this year

 

[JGlass]

What wrestler should I back in the tourney? I'm deciding between Shelton, Carlito, and the Hillbilly. Any suggestions?

Who are your round two picks? I want to know so I can bet against them and make some solid money.

 

[Coco]

Hulk Hogan. Go on. Bet against him.

 

[JGlass]

Bah, you foiled my plan.

Seriously though, Hogan has to win one of these eventually, right?

 

[DirtyJosé]

God, I hope not.

 

[gd]

Who are your round two picks? I want to know so I can bet against them and make some solid money.

Trust me, if I would've had the time to argue for those guys it would've been a different story.

 

[Coco]

Mere moments ago, I used my gift for the spoken word to make a woman laugh herself to orgasm. For some reason, that normally goes over better than when I try to give women orgasms using my body.

 

[gd]

You are indeed a masterful linguist.

 

[Coco]

Surely you mean cunning linguist.

Yes, I only borrow from the best. James Bond, Tomorrow Never Dies. And I have plenty of boner puns where that came from.

 

[gd]

Hey Horace Sticklefish, get in here you beautiful creature.

 

[Coco]

Now that man can drink!

 

[JGlass]

Not only can he drink, he can tell you all about it hours later! Drinking is unimpressive unless bragged about, naturally.

 

[gd]

Less than two hours to vote for Batista, comrades.

 

[JGlass]

I've held off on voting in that one as I'm not a particularly big fan of either man. That said, Batista was at least somewhat entertaining to me during his career, where all I've seen of Warrior is dull shit.

Also, Batista is a Democrat and Warrior is a staunch Republican. I mean, normally I wouldn't even begin to consider these things when voting, but in this case, I will.

 

[gd]

Get the vote in, make your voice heard! Stick it to the Republicans!

 

[JGlass]

I tied it up and voiced my opinion in comments should it come down to a tie-breaker. If Batista wins this I demand you recognize me as the man who saved Batista's tournament chances this year.

 

[Miko]

Yeah, fuck Warrior