Saunter with Coco and GD w/ special guest MRC

[gd]

Who the hell is Austin Aries? Sounds like he'd be shit in a real company, like the WWE.

 

[Coco]

I dunno. He's short. I can't imagine Big Show being able to clothesline that low. Advantage?

 

[gd]

Does Big Show even use closelines anymore? I'd think he'd be strictly punches by now.

 

[Coco]

Those and that splash he never lands.

 

[gd]

Made a Tiger Woods reference in my RP. I'd say it's below average thus far.

 

[Coco]

I'm not sure if I should listen to a lecture on the Scopes trial or write my vision for your first RP.

 

[gd]

I'll give you the short version, some guy taught about monkey's and a bunch of cranky old southerners got angry.

 

[gd]

My new age is 44. Is that the most pathetic age to be posting on a wrestling forum? If not, what should I change it to? 69?

 

[Coco]

44 is worse. By that point, you should have a life full-time. At 69, it's pretty much over.

 

[gd]

Who do you think you are? Erik Erikson?

 

[Coco]

Who?

 

[gd]

A beautiful man.

 

[Coco]

I prefer Carl Rogers. He makes me feel understood.

 

[Coco]

Can Dave Batista count on your support?

 

[Via Armbar]

Batista? No you mean Jericho.

 

[Coco]

 

[Via Armbar]

Once again, Batista fails at selling a finisher. That's not how the Codebreaker goes Dave.

 

[Coco]

Pretty sure that's Jericho botching the step-up enzuigiri.

 

[Via Armbar]

No it's Batista bowing down as Jericho slips on Dave's back sweat. Sometimes pictures don't make any sense out of context.

 

[Coco]

Batista's body regulates temperature like a man's body is supposed to.

 

[Via Armbar]

If you use that argument he just may win.

 

[Coco]

He only wins that argument if he's not facing Kurt Angle.

 

[Via Armbar]

I see you're now available on cassette. Is there a chance you'll be released in braille? I'm not blind I just like to use my hands.

 

[Coco]

We aren't in talks for that at the moment. There's really no market seeing as I alienated most blind people by saying something improper about them. In my defense, I wrote the insult in question down. I didn't expect word of my exploits to get back to them.

Though you can feel free to scratch my record, if you know what I mean.

 

[Via Armbar]

They're a fickle bunch, the blind. They were all huge Cena fans until he chose one badly worded catch phrase and they haven't supported him since.