Saunter with Coco and GD w/ special guest MRC

[gd]

I'm going to make the girl from the video the referee.

 

[gd]

So I posted something in the Board Room Posts Thread about nobody wanting to even think about Will and Erin having sex, let alone masterbate to it, but apparently I never actually posted it. I suppose it's for the best.

 

[Coco]

I do that all the time.

Decide not to post, that is. Wouldn't want to end this post after one sentence and just leave you to wonder what I meant. You might imagine I frequently post stuff in the "Board Room Posts Thread" or something like that.

 

[gd]

We may be in some trouble in the tag tourney since you turned the sig makers against us. Can't take too many more Theo votes against us

 

[gd]

So apparently a pedophile gimick isn't welcome because it's "illegal", whatever that means. I need another idea.

Some possibilities

- Guy who is followed by his show parent mother who constantly tells him what to do in the ring, keep his elbows off the table, fix his makeup, etc.

- Aloholic

- Savant

- Yokozuna ripoff named Wasabi Toyota

 

[Coco]

You can only name your character "Toyota" if he can't be stopped.

Go for it, says I.

 

[Coco]

Also, we need to be tag partners when I get back. Just a thought that should be run by the creative folk. Kravinoff & Toyota could be the next great WZCW duo.

 

[Coco]

I wasn't joking. I've been brainstorming about the duo since my last post in this thread.

I know. I'm shocked I have my marks as well.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Just as I quit, you guys join. For shame.

I should re apply as Gunter Granz, the Austrian Mountain Climber who carries an oxygen tank with him, refusing to breathe the same air as the fans.

 

[Coco]

You should reapply, dependent on why you left.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

I wasn't comfortable with the stares in the locker room.

 

[Coco]

Seeing as Lee is no longer part of creative, I don't think what you're doing is all that wrong. This is about love, not a push. If people don't get that, it's on them. You have nothing to be ashamed of.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Except that birthmark on my taint.

 

[gd]

You can only name your character "Toyota" if he can't be stopped.

Go for it, says I.

Did you really just steal a joke from SNL?

 

[Coco]

Steal would imply I watch SNL. Eww.

 

[gd]

They had a funny episode, that one time.

Anyway, I have to make Toyota a face. Any ideas better than "he came to America by sneaking on to a whaling ship and when he got there he worked for everything he got and proved all of the stereotypers wrong by working to become a wrestler and working a part time job at Cici's Pizza (hence the fatness)"

 

[Coco]

A face, eh? Our team is officially kiboshed.

"Toyota came to America as an enforcer for the Yakuza during a particularly turbulent altercation with the Italian American business community in Chicago. However, upon realizing the error of his ways and the immorality that was synonymous with his profession, he attepted to part ways with his employers. As a result, he was marked for death. The Yakuza attempted to take their revenge for Toyota's lack of appreciation by force feeding him Michelin tires until he exploded. After five days of this excruciating form of attempted murder, Toyota fell asleep on his captors, killing them almost instantly. The legend of his silent ninja-like escape caused the Yakuza to flee from Chicago in fear. Overjoyed by this turn of events, the Italian American business community of Chicago repaid Toyota by helping him fulfill a life's ambition. They used their friends in high places to get Toyota a WZCW contract. It's now Toyota's purpose in life to make up for the sins of his past by making it to the top of WZCW with honor and dignity."

 

[gd]

I'm still going to have him working at Cici's

 

[gd]

I'm going to blatantly plaigirize part of your last post.

 

[Coco]

I put it in quotation marks because I stole it from the eye of your mind.

 

[gd]

In order to escape immense poverty Toyota snuck onto a Japanese whaling boat to come over to America in the early 90s. Once he arrived in Chicago, Toyota got involved with the only people he could identify with, the Yazuka. After years of working for the Yazuka Toyota did some soul searching. Once rediscovering his Buddhist faith, the guilt finally caught up to him, and he decided to distance himself from the gang immediately. As a result, he was marked for death. The Yakuza attempted to take their revenge for Toyota's lack of appreciation by force feeding him Michelin tires until he exploded. After five days of this excruciating form of attempted murder, Toyota fell asleep on his captors, killing them almost instantly. The legend of his silent ninja-like escape caused the Yakuza to flee from Chicago in fear. Sal, a New Yorker who was especially terrorized by the Yakuza, not only gave Toyota a part time job at the Cici's Pizza he owned and operated, but also introduced him to his Uncle Rocco, who would help Toyota fulfill his life long dream of becoming a professional wrestler.

 

[gd]

Is a Bearhug a legit finisher?

 

[Coco]

Not if you accidently write it in as your hometown.

 

[gd]

I'd assume so. I'm keeping it as my finisher for now. Also, copy and pasting Yoko's moveset off wikipedia is much better than coming up with 15 of your own moves.

 

[Coco]

You should use Austin Aries' "Heat Seeking Missile" in big matches. People love athletic big men.