Since I am not sure if you mean you do not understand them, or you are having trouble following them, I'll tell you about them. If you are having trouble about with them, just keep Santino in your heart, say a few Psalms of Santino, and pray
Santino's Commandments!
2. Thou shall not covet the Glorious Amazon
This mean's you shall never envy Santino's future wife, and bearer of his Children, Beth Phoenix.
3. Thou shall not covet Santino's Casa
This means you shall not envy the House Santino has chosen to keep his wife and children
5. Thou shall not make mention of that ****e in the boobie magazine
Santino once had his eye on the women who would have the privilege to bear his children. Like Eve, this women could not be trusted and was left. I cannot mention this person's name, for it is strictly forbidden. You may have to dig through past achieves of the Santino Holy Bible to find out who it is I talk about.
6. Thou shall not worship any title not in the position of Santino as they are false idols
As of right now, there are no titles of value in the WWE, If Santino wants to win the WWE Intercontinental Title tonight, than that title will become, the Undisputed Universal Championship.
10. Thou shall not ask for Santino's name in writing as he is eating his Pasta Fagioli
Santino gives his life for us, this is why he was put here on Earth. His only free time is when he is enjoying a plate of his favorite thing, Pasta Fagioli. Leave him alone, and do not ask for his autograph during this time. I warn you. Wrathful Santino will harm you.
