Santino Marella Fan-a-Club (SFAC)

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

I can't say I agree with that.. I wouldn't even rank my dear Santino that high.

 

[Mr. TM]

Here are the ratings, obviously since #25 is the highest number, that means it is the best.

From WWE.com Power 25

25. SANTINO MARELLA (NR last week)

On Raw, the Braggadocios Italian Superstar picked up a win over Women's Champion Mickie James. If Beth Phoenix & Santino win at SummerSlam and pick up the titles, they may just skyrocket up the P25.

20. BETH PHOENIX (21 last week)

Beth Phoenix dominated Kelly Kelly on Raw and helped her, well, Santino, gain a win over Women's Champion Mickie James. The Glamazon must have Kofi Kingston & Mickie James on their toes.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Here are the ratings, obviously since #25 is the highest number, that means it is the best.

Thank you for enlightening me. *Kneels* Share some more of your wisdom please.

 

[Mr. TM]

The power 25 is a joke how dare they put Santino at 25 and Morrison at 19...it must be because Miz with Morrison on there or Morrison would be number one plus matt hardy cheated on tuesday...

You sure say a lot of things people don't care about.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Morrison would be slightly behind Santino, actually.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

This ain't the palace of wisdom. This is Santino's Casa.. Things like that will get you shot, son!

 

[Mr. TM]

I'll let that slide...

Pardon?

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

I was actually complaining that Santino was so low on their if u look...

Suuuuure you were.

 

[Mr. TM]

I was actually complaining that Santino was so low on their if u look...

Pardon again?

 

[Mr. TM]

Santino's Commandments!

1. Thou shall believe in only one Milan Miracle
2. Thou shall not covet the Glorious Amazon
3. Thou shall not covet Santino's Casa
4. Thou shall not make wrongful use of the name of your Santino
5. Thou shall not make mention of that ****e in the boobie magazine
6. Thou shall not worship any title not in the position of Santino as they are false idols
7. Thou shall not joinith other fan clubs, as there is only on true fan club
8. Thou shall observe the Sabbath that is Monday, when thou shall not work, instead thou shall watch Raw and pray to Santino. Thou shall also make April 16th the holiest of days in the Santino Calendar.
9. Thou shall not bear false witness to Santino
10. Thou shall not ask for Santino's name in writing as he is eating his Pasta Fagioli

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Santino's Commandments!

1. Thou shall believe in only one Milan Miracle
2. Thou shall not covet the Glorious Amazon
3. Thou shall not covet Santino's Casa
4. Thou shall not make wrongful use of the name of your Santino
5. Thou shall not make mention of that ****e in the boobie magazine
6. Thou shall not worship any title not in the position of Santino as they are false idols
7. Thou shall not joinith other fan clubs, as there is only on true fan club
8. Thou shall observe the Sabbath that is Monday, when thou shall not work, instead thou shall watch Raw and pray to Santino. Thou shall also make April 16th the holiest of days in the Santino Calendar.
9. Thou shall not bear false witness to Santino
10. Thou shall not ask for Santino's name in writing as he is eating his Pasta Fagioli

I have trouble with the ones in bold. I need help.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

If I remember, was that not Santino's debut match, pinning Umaga for the IC title?

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Santino pinned Umaga.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Exactly. Just like John Morrison is the greatest ECW champion of all eternity.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Just like how John Morrison has the best hair.. ever..

And how Santino has the most Glamorous Amazon ever, as his lucky, lucky girlfriend.

Post 2100!

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

*Cough* Greatest.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

And I won't shoot you for claiming that Morrison is greater than Santino. This is Santino's turf, boy.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

I say..

I say..

Down with Mistahhhhhhhhhhh Kennedayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!






































Kennedayyy.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

I'm working on it, lol!

 

[Sparky]

Enough with the morrison talk in here lady's its the SFAC for a reason.

 

[Rusty]

WEll Rusty, thats not my job Even though I love you and all. IC 25 should get on that. You could have my old job which Sparky i guess doesnt want, despite the good salary. Its good enough That I have put enough away for the rest of my life and all. You can take that Job and make Sparky the Spark of the club. This is all up to brian and IC though.

IC agreed so its up to Brian I think.

 

[Syxx-Pac]

Hello. I would like to know if I can Join the Santino Fan-a-club. I'm a huge fan of his.

 

[Frank the Frowner]

You need 100 non-spam posts.

 

[Syxx-Pac]

Ok. 100 Non-spam posts for Santino fan club ONLY? or For EVERY fan club?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Just this one.