Santino Marella Fan-a-Club (SFAC)

[The Ring-er]

CHALLENGE: Create a title and premise for the first ever Santino in-ring talk show! In the same vein as Piper's Pit or The Highlight Reel, but with a Santino-esque name. Also, who would his first guest be? Best ideas get green rep!

Title-Santino Says
First Guest-Stone cold!You,re thinking WTF?Well Santino wouldn,t show up.Austin would be in the ring then Santion could get a wine truck!And spray Austin!BRILLANT!I am a child genuis!

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Harshness last night on RAW. JR distracting Santino in his match against Lawler. Fun times though, Santino pointing out that JR "always has that crooked smile on his face." And of course, Oklahoma's English worse than Italy's.

Setting up Santino vs King @ Survivor Series? Maybe...

 

[BooCocky]

Santino will own the King, just give it some time. He will be more of a queen when Santino uses the roll up of doom on him

 

[Freedom 35]

the rollups a comin

 

[BooCocky]

the rollups a comin

I agree, and when it does, it will be simply phenomenal.

 

[Rokitka]

In a rare occurance, Santino's infamous roll-up of doom was used against him for the win. That's right, One Mr. Jerry Lawler gave The Milan Miracle a taste of his own medicine, and boy was it bitter for us fans.

 

[toilet]

Name:Marellas Mouth off

I think thats good

First Guest-Jerry The King-a.Good chance Santino would beat the crwon off him.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Wow, Toilet got flushed...

Had to do it.

 

[Colamania]

Wow, Toilet got flushed...

Had to do it.

Groan.

 

[C.M.]

Wow, Toilet got flushed...

Had to do it.

Who flushed the toilet?

 

[jamesjd66]

This is probably horrible and I'm shocked I'm even trying-

"Santino's Bistro" or "The Bistro"-maybe "The Olive Garden"

Italian Restaurant type setting with red/white checkered table cloths. Bottle of fine wine on the table- Picture the Olive Garden but in a ring.

First guest: Guess we're going to have to go with the King for now.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

This is probably horrible and I'm shocked I'm even trying-

"Santino's Bistro" or "The Bistro"-maybe "The Olive Garden"

Italian Restaurant type setting with red/white checkered table cloths. Bottle of fine wine on the table- Picture the Olive Garden but in a ring.

First guest: Guess we're going to have to go with the King for now.

Already repped you, so I can't again, but I love where your head is at. Unfortunately, "The Olive Garden" would cause copyright upheaval. But Santino's Bistro is fun. He could crack the king in the head with a loaf of stale bread!

 

[Colamania]

Ah, but Santino's Bistro is too fine an establishment to have bread which is-a-stale! We only serve-a the finest a-food!

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Ah, but Santino's Bistro is too fine an establishment to have bread which is-a-stale! We only serve-a the finest a-food!

You ever hit someone with fresh bread, Cola? It doesn't exactly hurt.

I'd like to see Santino become the Italian James Storm. Carries a bottle of wine to the ring and busts it over peoples heads.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

1. Your comparing apples and oranges when comparing TNA and the WWE. The WWE hasn't had a proper women's manager since Sensational Sherri. The WWE puts guys with women, because the women usually get a bigger pop then the guys, much like Maria and Santino. Without Maria there as eye candy, no one would give a shit.

No proper women's manager??? Where have you been? Melina anyone? Or Lita?

Santino doesn't need Maria, and I really think he'd better of without her, however I don't think she brings him down at all.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[Colamania]

I'd like to see Santino become the Italian James Storm. Carries a bottle of wine to the ring and busts it over peoples heads.

Genius! Absolute genius.

 

[Shocky]

The P.A.S.T.A Pit, similar to the Snake Pit and Piper's Pit

Pretty Annoying Shitty Talking Amateur

 

[Colamania]

The P.A.S.T.A Pit, similar to the Snake Pit and Piper's Pit

Pretty Annoying Shitty Talking Amateur

Piss off back to your crypt, jackass.

 

[Luther_Hull]

Am I still in charge of this place?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Yeah.

 

[Luther_Hull]

Cool, no one argues with Jake so that settles it. I'm the president.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Everyone argues with me. Well every noob.

 

[C.M.]

Everyone argues with me. Well every noob.

& prisoner

FACT

 

[Father:_Polley]

il trattoria di Santino for his in-ring talk show. stereotypical italian restaurant with red/white check table cloth, real plants in the ring and pasta on the table. then he can use the pasta 2 humiliate his guests or just smash the plate on their heads.

1st guest - Y2J. give jericho someone with good mic skills and let the comedy begin as well as getting Santino in a main event.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

il trattoria di Santino for his in-ring talk show. stereotypical italian restaurant with red/white check table cloth, real plants in the ring and pasta on the table. then he can use the pasta 2 humiliate his guests or just smash the plate on their heads.

1st guest - Y2J. give jericho someone with good mic skills and let the comedy begin as well as getting Santino in a main event.

Jericho could bring Ralphus back as his personal bus boy.

Green rep for polley!