Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Tastycles]

Tastycles' top tip: If you sit in the row behind, you get the same leg room for free.

 

[Uncle Sam]

The row behind what? The row behind the Premier seats?

 

[Tastycles]

Yes. They have to leave the space because the Premier seats are taller.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'd still quite like the Premier seats. I don't see why I have to suffer. I'm willing to pay the £8.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I just realised that I'm meant to be going out. Fuck.

 

[OIL]

Yet you thought it would be nice to delay your leaving by posting. Wonderful.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Nobody likes a smartass.

I just got the "there is no Spoon!" line from Dog Soldiers. Only took me seven years.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I wish I lived in London. Actually, that's a lie. I wish Let The Right One In Was showing in Stoke before the middle of May.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I've got to see it on Wednesday. Wednesday!

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I've got to see it with students.

 

[Uncle Sam]

OK, yours is worse. Still, Wednesday. I've got things to do on Wednesday evening. I tell a lie. I just don't like waiting for films that nobody else is even going to see.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Nope. Going to see it by myself again.

Saw the ending to The Others the other night. Turns out they're ghosts. Saw it coming.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

The Others, ain't watched that in years. For some reason.

 

[Tastycles]

The Others, ain't watched that in years. For some reason.

Because it's shit?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You might have a point there.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Bret Hart was in London today. Maybe it was yesterday. Either way, if I'm not gonna bother for Kurt Angle, I'm not gonna bother for him.

Tomorrow I'll be seeing Let The Right One In.

 

[Uncle Sam]

That was pretty good. Could have done with less CGI cats. At least when people ask me how Two Face should have been, I can give an example.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Come to think of it, that's the best movie I've seen in a cinema... ever. I don't often see really good films until they're on DVD. No Country, for example.

I also have no idea why the Covent Garden Odeon isn't in Covent Garden. Also, it smells like farts. And a guy fell asleep and snored.

 

[Uncle Sam]

The Americans are already making their own version of it. *****.

 

[Sparky]

No I'm the type of boy that appreciates the body regardless of the make. - Know who says that?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'll get back to you on that film in three weeks Sam.

But if you want to talk about Anvil - The Story Of Anvil, then I'm your man.

 

[Uncle Sam]

No I'm the type of boy that appreciates the body regardless of the make. - Know who says that?

Vin Diesel. Who, oddly, I actually quite like. Don't get me wrong, I won't go and see that film under any circumstances. The Pacifier, however, had me on the verge of tears.

In a good way. Pitch Black also ain't bad.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

In a good way?

 

[Uncle Sam]

The baby called Vin Diesel her dad, Jake! Had me welling up, it did.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I liked the duck, that's about it. Love ducks me.