Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Y 2 Jake]

Fincher interview on empireonline.com.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Is it the same as in the mag?

Edit: Oooh, a video!

 

[Uncle Sam]

He must have known that shirt would strobe. Evidence of what a true maverick he really is.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Watching that enhanced woman program tonight? I'm letting my daughter watch it, only because she pissed herself when she saw the ad. Wrong I know, but I like to treat her sometimes.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Got nothing better to do. That's a lie, but I'm not going to do the better things. Maybe I'll watch Peep Show Series 4.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Amber loves that as well. I'm a terrible parent.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Children need to know what life in Croydon is really like. At least, I'm pretty sure it's Croydon.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

She also needs to know that you need more than firelighters to burn dogs. That's the way I see it.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Give her an Irvine Welsh book then.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

She might have seen Trainspotting, I'm unsure. It's hazy.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Until they make a film out of Glue, the book will have to suffice. It's a shit book, if I'm honest. A sizeable chunk of dog burning though.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Porno is coming apparently. Meh.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Still haven't finished that book. I got distracted by New York.

 

[Uncle Sam]

The site doesn't want me to talk to you Jake. I was going to say how I stopped reading Porno because of going to New York, but apparently it was a duplicate.

Edit: It posted.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Amber loves that as well. I'm a terrible parent.

Aw she has such a cute name.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Aw she has such a cute name.

You're a few months late. Remember when Jake temporarily died and she took over his account?

 

[HBK-aholic]

You're a few months late. Remember when Jake temporarily died and she took over his account?

I remember Jake dying.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Happy days.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Heard the Bale shouting at crew members thing? I like how he stayed in character, but there's a second or so where he loses the accent. Like a true pro he carries on regardless.

 

[Khalifa]

Sam. You probably don't know me so I am just introducing myself to you. I will be posting in your thread often because there is nothing else to do.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Sam. You probably don't know me so I am just introducing myself to you. I will be posting in your thread often because there is nothing else to do.

You did the right thing. Aside from maybe a dozen posters, you're all just the same wall of text to me.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I just watched Little Miss Sunshine. That's the first film I've liked while watching it since Lost in Translation... last night.

I've got shit to do, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna do it.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I hated Lost In Translation, true story.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Why so?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Lack of tits, maybe. I don't like that Scarlett Johannesburg or wahtever her name is either.