Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Minor League Brian]

Am I just text to you?

 

[Uncle Sam]

No. I imagine you to be a giant cheerful snowman.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

He's a love heart to me. One called Brian.

 

[Uncle Sam]

My usual Sunday depression has just hit me. Ugh... I don't want to be a productive member of society, I just want to sit home, watch DVDs and eat snacks. Is that too much to ask!?

 

[Minor League Brian]

Hahahahaha. That legitimately made me laugh, Not sure why.

 

[Minor League Brian]

My usual Sunday depression has just hit me. Ugh... I don't want to be a productive member of society, I just want to sit home, watch DVDs and eat snacks. Is that too much to ask!?

Isn't that Humanities dream?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

My usual Sunday depression has just hit me. Ugh... I don't want to be a productive member of society, I just want to sit home, watch DVDs and eat snacks. Is that too much to ask!?

I don't have any words of comfort. Guess what I'm doing tomorrow.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Exactly that? If it doesn't snow again, I'm taking a hammer to my own legs.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Exactly that? If it doesn't snow again, I'm taking a hammer to my own legs.

Almost exactly that. Unless it snows then I'll play in it with the kid. I'll throw a snowball too hard and hurt the child, like always.

 

[Uncle Sam]

There's got to be a way. Jake, will you help me build my own miniature porn empire?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Well in these hard economical times, when shops are shutting down. They're doing the decent thing by putting up sex licence fees. £7,000 to sell the stuff, £11,000 for a shop. So they're charging you more for providing a service. So the shops close down and stay empty and you get no license fees .

But as I no longer have a shop, and I have a council garage full of porn, I'll happily sell you the lot for what I paid for them.

 

[Uncle Sam]

That's it, I'm getting a fucking massive TV and a PS3. Who cares if I can afford it?

I lie. I'm not. I wish I did. I won't. I need the special edition of something...

Edit: Hmm.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

The PS3 is a dust magnet anyway.

 

[Minor League Brian]

Get the Xbox 360.

Live > PS3

 

[Spunky]

The PS3 is a dust magnet anyway.

It's the only problem with it.

Get the Xbox 360.

Live > PS3

I laugh at this statement, Why is Xboxlive better then?

 

[Minor League Brian]

I laugh at this statement, Why is Xboxlive better then?

Because...it is...

 

[Spunky]

Explain why?

Explain to me why a reputation system is worth £40?

 

[Marquis]

I laugh at this statement, Why is Xboxlive better then?

Bigger community, Tons of stuff you can do during a online match, Smoother and faster.

 

[Minor League Brian]

For the money, its never if ever down.

 

[Spunky]

Bigger community, Tons of stuff you can do during a online match.

Bigger community? Yes, But the playstation's user are usually a better class of person(i.e. They arent a bunch of little cunt's), I've got W@W on both system's, The only difference is that on the 360 you can look at the gameroom's player stat's, On the PS3 you cant.

Smoother and faster.

Elaborate please.

 

[Marquis]

Bigger community? Yes, But the playstation's user are usually a better class of person(i.e. They arent a bunch of little cunt's), I've got W@W on both system's, The only difference is that on the 360 you can look at the gameroom's player stat's, On the PS3 you cant.



Elaborate please.

I find a equal share of jackasses on both ends.

Faster= Matches take almost nothing to form. O and load times i noticed are slightly faster on the 360, but that may just depend on the game.

Smoother= I find their menu system much easier and comfortable to navigate threw.

 

[Spunky]

I find a equal share of jackasses on both ends.

Faster= Matches take almost nothing to form. O and load times i noticed are slightly faster on the 360, but that may just depend on the game.

Smoother= I find their menu system much easier and comfortable to navigate threw.

On average (for call of duty), It takes the PS3 around 30 seconds to get a game, Depending on what game, And how many people are on the playlist. When i've used the 360, It's taken anywhere upto 5 minutes to get one, And the xbox is closer to the internet connection than the playstation.

The rest is personal opinion, I find it alot easier to find something in the XMB, Than the dashboard.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Why Xbox Live is better than PSN.

1) Halo 3 (trust me, fun as fuck)
2) Gears of War 2 (also fun as fuck)
3) Better downloadable content
4) Less lag

 

[Minor League Brian]

Ew. Halo 3. Terrible game.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Don't care what anyone says, playing that online is some of the best fun I've had. Particularly when you do something awesome accidentally. It's always cool to act like you meant to do it.