Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Y 2 Jake]

Speaking or, when the FUCK was the last time she was on tv? Has it been a month? I have no clue whatsoever. Its been at least that long. Just now noticed.

I don't think she's been on since SummerSlam. I'm probably the only person on the forum to notice.

I have something of a crush, you see. Dunno why. She's overly muscular. Probably got a massive clit as well.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I don't think she's been on since SummerSlam. I'm probably the only person on the forum to notice.

I have something of a crush, you see. Dunno why. She's overly muscular. Probably got a massive clit as well.

Ive never had a problem with those, personally. Easy to get her off. Usually squirters, too.

 

[Uncle Sam]

More like Klitlyn! #K8lynArmy

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Ive never had a problem with those, personally. Easy to get her off. Usually squirters, too.

Velociraptor claws = terrifying

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Velociraptor claws = terrifying

FUcking genius

 

[JGlass]

When you see Gravity, I imagine it will be one of those rare things we connect on. You know, that and appreciating Rey Mysterio for the genius he is.

 

[Uncle Sam]

And Speed Racer, old friend. And Speed Racer.

Gravity's not out until November here, so you're in for a bit of a wait.

 

[Uncle Sam]

And, oh yes:

1. Before Midnight ★★★★★
2. Blue Jasmine ★★★★★
3. Stoker ★★★★★
4. Much Ado About Nothing ★★★★★
5. Furious Six ★★★★
6. From Up On Poppy Hill ★★★★
7. Django Unchained ★★★★
8. Upstream Colour ★★★★
9. The World's End ★★★★
10. Bernie ★★★★
11. You're Next ★★★★
12. A Field in England ★★★★
13. Cloud Atlas ★★★★
14. Zero Dark Thirty ★★★★
15. Only God Forgives ★★★★
16. Man of Steel ★★★★
17. Monsters University ★★★★
18. Spring Breakers ★★★★
19. Kings of Summer ★★★★
20. No ★★★★
21. Iron Man Three ★★★★
22. Maniac ★★★
23. Jack the Giant Slayer ★★★
24. Star Trek Into Darkness ★★★
25. Pacific Rim ★★★
26. The Croods ★★★
27. Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa ★★★
28. Elysium ★★★
29. Behind the Candelabra ★★★
30. Flight ★★★
31. Lincoln ★★★
32. Oz the Great and Powerful ★★★
33. Evil Dead ★★★
34. Frances Ha ★★★
35. Pain & Gain ★★★
36. I'm So Excited ★★★
37. Stone Roses: Made of Stone ★★★
38. Mud ★★★
39. Kick-Ass 2 ★★★
40. Trance ★★★
41. The Great Gatsby ★★★
42. Compliance ★★★
43. Rush ★★
44. Wreck-It Ralph ★★
45. Robot and Frank ★★
46. Warm Bodies ★★
47. Les Misérables ★★
48. The Iceman ★★
49. The Place Beyond the Pines ★★
50. Welcome to the Punch ★★
51. Side Effects ★★
52. The Bling Ring ★★
53. This is the End ★
54. Gangster Squad ★
55. The Spirit of '45 ★

I also saw American Mary. Big fan of unnecessary surgery, me. The best part of Maniac is the title card, but it is a pretty fucking good part.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Came out a while ago did that.

I saw Filth. It ranks high so I can't be bothered to update the list. I'm sure there's a way of changing the numbers easily on this forum, but I do it manually. It takes time, y'know!

 

[JGlass]

And Speed Racer, old friend. And Speed Racer.

Gravity's not out until November here, so you're in for a bit of a wait.

And apparently Blue Jasmine. Don't know how I missed that one, but it's likely one of my favorite films of the year along with Gravity.

Gravity will be worth the wait, I hope. It's just ridiculously good.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Yes, JGlass. Very good, JGlass.

Came out a while ago did that.

I saw Filth. It ranks high so I can't be bothered to update the list. I'm sure there's a way of changing the numbers easily on this forum, but I do it manually. It takes time, y'know!

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[Y 2 Jake]

Not for me that, pal!

 

[Coco]

Tommy Vercetti was my favourite. He had no family, his friends stabbed him in the back and his boss wanted him dead.
The man was on his own and had no reason to trust or align himself with anyone.

San Andreas was the better game though, I just thought Carl had more of a soft side which wasn't appealing to me. Was fun as fuck turning him into a fat bastard though.

I still think San Andreas was better than what gta 5 is.

I don't play many video games. Is this post as "white trash" as I imagine it is?

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm not sure how white trash you think it is but the lack of Call of Duty or FIFA mentions mean it cannot possibly reach the extreme of the scale.

 

[JGlass]

I don't play many video games. Is this post as "white trash" as I imagine it is?

I saw that post and was tempted to red rep him. "I like Tommy Vercetti because he's a complete psychopath with no remorse for killing. I hated that CJ seemed remorseful when he had to kill people that he thought were his family," is how I read that post.

So not so much white-trash as just completely idiotic, about par for the course on a wrestling forum.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

So does it seem like an old foe of Jake's may have popped up in the prison to anyone else, or am I just a bit too desperate for some forum drama?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

If I remember him he wins a grand.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?p=4643875#post4643875

Perhaps a coincidence, but a thread about Nikker being bumped by a guy called THENik778899 pinged some suspicion.

 

[Uncle Sam]

So not so much white-trash as just completely idiotic, about par for the course on a wrestling forum.

Trevor's the most psychotic protagonist yet and best fits how I play the game, so fair play.

If I remember him he wins a grand.

Your money's safe.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Hmm. I'm glad me and that guy didn't shake on it.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Sam/Jake, did either of you see Tyrannosaur? I bought it on blu-ray a couple of months ago but haven't tackled it yet. I heard it was rather brutal, but is it more brutal than Dead Man's Shoes? Want to watch one or the other tonight but think both of them would make me a tad suicidal.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

It's a grim drama. Two dog deaths and a couple of rapes. It's a chin stroker.

I'd go with Dead Man's Shoes. That's a five star film.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Dog deaths I could live with, all this talk of the Downton Abbey rape has given me flashbacks of the This Is England 86 one though. Not quite up for watching another just yet.

Dead Mans Shoes always makes me crave a Pot Noodle, that's the heaviest bit of criticism I can levy against it.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Technically, I suppose Anthony does get raped by a girl in the flashbacks.

"You're fucking there mate" *closes fist* = chills

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Filmed just up road from myself that film. Naturally I was oblivious when it was being filmed.