Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

1. Before Midnight ★★★★★
2. Blue Jasmine ★★★★★
3. Stoker ★★★★★
4. Much Ado About Nothing ★★★★★
5. Furious Six ★★★★
6. From Up On Poppy Hill ★★★★
7. Django Unchained ★★★★
8. Upstream Colour ★★★★
9. The World's End ★★★★
10. Bernie ★★★★
11. You're Next ★★★★
12. A Field in England ★★★★
13. Cloud Atlas ★★★★
14. Zero Dark Thirty ★★★★
15. Only God Forgives ★★★★
16. Man of Steel ★★★★
17. Monsters University ★★★★
18. Spring Breakers ★★★★
19. Kings of Summer ★★★★
20. No ★★★★
21. Iron Man Three ★★★★
22. Jack the Giant Slayer ★★★
23. Star Trek Into Darkness ★★★
24. Pacific Rim ★★★
25. The Croods ★★★
26. Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa ★★★
27. Elysium ★★★
28. Behind the Candelabra ★★★
29. Flight ★★★
30. Lincoln ★★★
31. Oz the Great and Powerful ★★★
32. Evil Dead ★★★
33. Frances Ha ★★★
34. Pain & Gain ★★★
35. I'm So Excited ★★★
36. Stone Roses: Made of Stone ★★★
37. Mud ★★★
38. Kick-Ass 2 ★★★
39. Trance ★★★
40. The Great Gatsby ★★★
41. Compliance ★★★
42. Rush ★★
43. Wreck-It Ralph ★★
44. Robot and Frank ★★
45. Warm Bodies ★★
46. Les Misérables ★★
47. The Iceman ★★
48. The Place Beyond the Pines ★★
49. Welcome to the Punch ★★
50. Side Effects ★★
51. The Bling Ring ★★
52. This is the End ★
53. Gangster Squad ★
54. The Spirit of '45 ★

"Has anybody seen the new Woodsy Allen movie?"
"Now, I like his movies, 'cept for that nervous fella that's always in 'em."

Fucking magnificent movie - and it wasn't even about a neurotic bloke with an internal monologue! Just like his early, funny ones.

 

[Coco]

Young people in the cinema cracked up for Louis CK far more than they ought have.

Old people in the cinema look around, clearly confused by all the racket.

 

[Uncle Sam]

The guy's got a funny face but this is England, I was probably the only one who recognised him.

 

[TLC]

5 stars for Blue Jasmine, guess I've got to go watch the fucker now.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I don't watch Woody Allen films because for some reason I've got it into my head he's a kiddy diddler. Also see Polanksi and the dude who made Jeepers Creepers.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I don't watch Woody Allen films because for some reason I've got it into my head he's a kiddy diddler. Also see Polanksi and the dude who made Jeepers Creepers.

Allen's a lot more borderline than Polanski. It's definitely a bit dubious but it isn't quite drugging a girl and anally raping her.

I still watch Polanski films too.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

The Polanski one is more acceptable, in my opinion. She was star struck.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Well, we made it this far, this long. It was wonderful while it lasted



but the time is come that a bella or two are working their way into the Bryan push. We all knew it was coming. Surprised we made it this far.

 

[Coco]

This is a line of thought that I've plagiarised from Coco - but he'd plagiarised it from Leo Kruger moments earlier, so I think that's alright.

I was there long before Kruger. Possibly hours before.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Well, we made it this far, this long. It was wonderful while it lasted



but the time is come that a bella or two are working their way into the Bryan push. We all knew it was coming. Surprised we made it this far.

Bryan and flat-chested Bella = Modern day Randy & Liz.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Why couldn't he have been shagging Paige or AJ Lee or one of the women who's as talented as they are fit? I think I'll be shelving my weekly Wednesday Night Raw session this week. Selfish, that's what Bryan is.

Still, I won't lose all hope until I learn Punk's banging that one with red hair and Sami Zayn's doing both the Funkadactyls, the pinnacle of manliness as he is.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

No mention of Kaitlyn? It's almost like you don't care.

 

[Lee]

Sam do you have any Nintendo codes you don't want?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

No mention of Kaitlyn? It's almost like you don't care.

Speaking or, when the FUCK was the last time she was on tv? Has it been a month? I have no clue whatsoever. Its been at least that long. Just now noticed.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Think I've shifted all my current ones but you can probably have my Pokemon Y one in a week or so.

 

[Lee]

Sweet, I'm getting X anyways. I'm 7 games away from 5000 points to get the lovely lightening trophy.

 

[Барбоса]

Shit, I forgot about my Club Nintendo points. Got over 5000 of them.

 

[Lee]

I have the shell, special and banana ones.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'd like that stuff but it requires two things I don't have:

1) Money.
2) Commitment.

 

[Lee]

Wind Waker HD's out on Friday.

 

[Барбоса]

Turns out I have 5900 points but have neglected to ever register my Wii U so that should be another 1000.

Wind Waker HD's out on Friday.

I will eventually get it but not at the release price.

 

[Lee]

Every game you have should have 250.

I'm getting the Game exclusive edition. That won't drop in price.

 

[Барбоса]

Every game you have should have 250.

I'm getting the Game exclusive edition. That won't drop in price.

I was tempted by the Game exclusive but I would want more than the Ganondorf statue at that price.

 

[Lee]

wind waker friday
Pokemon next week
Sonic Lost World the week after
Watchdogs 22nd November
Zelda 22nd November
Mario 29th November

Plus I am going to get the already released Rayman. GTAV's not been clicking with me.

 

[Барбоса]

Not having a 3/2DS, Mario 3D World will likely be my next game purchase with LoZ WW following at around Christmas.