Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

In other news:

 

[Y 2 Jake]

He might've had some good matches last year, but he's still wank, isn't he! Kurt Angle is a miracle worker.

Sometimes I forget TNA is still happening somewhere.

 

[Uncle Sam]

He might've had some good matches last year, but he's still wank, isn't he!

Dunno. I've seen all of about twenty minutes of TNA this year.

Sometimes I forget TNA is still happening somewhere.

I usually remember when I start to wonder where Kurt Angle went. Speaking of which:

Perhaps the most startling news coming out of last night's Genesis pay-per-view wasn't that Jeff Jarrett planned to announce his departure from MMA competition, but that he would do so this Thursday night on iMPACT! with his wife Karen by his side.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Is it just me or does the way they've photoshopped that photo make Kurt Angle look pretty old.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Pretty much dude, he's only 41. Its not like he's that old.

 

[X]

Sweet Christ they've actually confirmed that "third person" to be Karen? They're really going to air out their actual dirty laundry on the air?

Why the fuck not. TNA's attitude at this point apparently is just throw literally everything they can fucking think of at the wall in hopes something, anything will stick.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Is it just me or does the way they've photoshopped that photo make Kurt Angle look pretty old.

TNA likes to employ high contrast photography in order to make it look like all their wrestlers have chronic acne.

Sweet Christ they've actually confirmed that "third person" to be Karen? They're really going to air out their actual dirty laundry on the air?

Why the fuck not. TNA's attitude at this point apparently is just throw literally everything they can fucking think of at the wall in hopes something, anything will stick.

I remember those rare occasions when things actually stuck. Two really good fortnights of wrestling, those.

I've been waiting so many years for Kurt to come back to the WWE. I'd literally give my left nut for Bryan/Angle (s'why I have two, right?). Thought Jarrett banging his wife was enough. Apparently not. I'll have to think up something else.

 

[Lee]

Angle looks like Phil Mitchell when he was on crack there

 

[Uncle Sam]

"I want... crack!" - now there's a quote.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Angle looks like Phil Mitchell when he was on crack there

 

[X]

"I want... crack!" - now there's a quote.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Nah, that was just "Crack!".

I'm off to watch Raising Arizona. Edgar Wright recommended it to me.

 

[JGlass]

Raising Arizona is a damn fine film, one of Nic Cage's best if you ask me.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

The Scream 4 trailer is out. It looks particularly awful. However not as awful as the Captain America suit.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Raising Arizona is a damn fine film, one of Nic Cage's best if you ask me.

It was good, yeah. A bit lightweight to be someone's favourite film though, I thought. Like if someone picked Wayne's World.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Have you seen 127 hours yet? I want to, but the book is making me feel ill. I assume the film is worse.

 

[Uncle Sam]

American History X. Just watched it. Turns out it's still good. Go figure.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Have you seen 127 hours yet? I want to, but the book is making me feel ill. I assume the film is worse.

No. I might try it on Sam's upcoming Thursday Night Go-Alone Nice Cinema Double Feature. The King's Speech and 127 Hours back to back, I think. Or I'll go see a friend in Middlesex. It's up in the air.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I already hate The King's Speech, and I haven't yet seen it. I'm therefore assuming you're going to love it.

 

[Uncle Sam]

In other news, I'm sure you'll be interested to know I did an unusually good job of trimming my beard. Then I looked through the Argos catalogue at lamps. Non-stop excitement.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I'll need a new lamp when I finally get around to painting my room. Choose me a nice purple one.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I already hate The King's Speech, and I haven't yet seen it. I'm therefore assuming you're going to love it.

But that film has Colin Firth in it. Colin Firth. I thought women loved him. A girl asked if I would take her to see 127 Hours but I thought really, even I'm not gonna be in the mood after watching that Franco fella hack his own arm off.

And so Sam's Thursday Night Go-Alone Nice Cinema Double Feature was born!

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'll need a new lamp when I finally get around to painting my room. Choose me a nice purple one.

I'd recommend a warm neutral, personally. Like brown. But hey, whatever floats your boat.

 

[HBK-aholic]

But that film has Colin Firth in it. Colin Firth. I thought women loved him.

My best friend does. I don't see the appeal.

A girl asked if I would take her to see 127 Hours but I thought really, even I'm not gonna be in the mood after watching that Franco fella hack his own arm off.

..This kind of ruins a plan of mine. Damn it.

And so Sam's Thursday Night Go-Alone Nice Cinema Double Feature was born!

I'm going to find out your local cinema and join you.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I'd recommend a warm neutral, personally. Like brown. But hey, whatever floats your boat.

But my rooms going to be purple.