Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

Then I'd recommend a warm neutral for your room. It's timeless. Trust me - I was ecstatic to learn Dolph Ziggler has the same jeans as me. He must shop at Uni Qlo too.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm going to find out your local cinema and join you.

I don't go to my local cinema. I hop on a train and go to Greenwich. That cinema has, like, recliners and shit. It's where the "nice cinema" bit comes in.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Well, I'm free on Thursday. So I might see you there.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'll be the one that decided he couldn't be bothered and ended up eating a Chicken Legend in McDonald's instead.

 

[HBK-aholic]

But don't you want to get in the mood with me while watching 127 hours?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Hate to interrupt your conversation, but I need to say: James Franco is a beautiful man.

 

[Uncle Sam]

But don't you want to get in the mood with me while watching 127 hours?

I dunno. The Chicken Legend is finger-licking good.

Hate to interrupt your conversation, but I need to say: James Franco is a beautiful man.

Aye, and in an obvious way too. The bastard.

 

[Uncle Sam]

My new favourite thing; unfitting music in American dramas. A sweet, soulful, mellow melody accompanies the line "You just raped my eyes!" in Life Unexpected. I only know the title because of that useful info button.

 

[Uncle Sam]

This show sucks so much I almost feel like making a Fight Club reference. I'm better than that though. Yeah baby, yeah!

 

[Uncle Sam]

So I'm watching RAW and I'm all "Oh, this CM Punk promo will be good." And then it isn't. Then I'm all "Well, at least this Daniel Bryan match will good." And then it isn't.

I give up.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Then Michael Cole's all "Sheamus promised to win the King of the Ring tournament earlier tonight and he just might do that."

 

[JGlass]

So I'm watching RAW and I'm all "Oh, this CM Punk promo will be good." And then it isn't. Then I'm all "Well, at least this Daniel Bryan match will good." And then it isn't.

I give up.

Yeah man, besides Cena, Miz, and the Cena-Punk match, last night's RAW was pretty lackluster.

 

[Coco]

Morrison and Bryan needed time to have an actual match instead of just the beginning and end of a match, if you catch my drift.

 

[Uncle Sam]

WrestleZone is distracting me from actually watching the Punk/Cena match. Sure sounds good though.

 

[JGlass]

Punk has this AWESOME new submission, probably the most intense submission move I've ever seen.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Punk looked credible. And hey, look, Mason Ryan. He's Welsh, I think.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Don't suppose you're watching Cardiff/Stoke. I know its on a Welsh channel but c'mon, seriously, Latin has more life in it. Time to move on fellas.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Wait, wat?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Wait, wat, what?

 

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How the hell di you gt your join date changed?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Wait, wat, what?

Wales. Never been. Didn't know it had a TV channel.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'm surprised they still got a country. What on earth is the point? A merger must surely be on the cards.

Mason Ryan, vest, tatty jeans and brogues! Really?

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm surprised they still got a country. What on earth is the point? A merger must surely be on the cards.

Ahh, I like Rob Brydon. He's just barely enough to justify them as a "nation". Sorry Tastycles.

Mason Ryan, vest, tatty jeans and brogues! Really?

Something something gay stripper.

Sarah Millican:

Why do I want to hit? Why do I want to hit it hard?

 

[Uncle Sam]

She farts in your face, apparently. I'm up for it.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I would.

Your negative rep is uncalled for... There would be a story in whether he could lift the same title his father did 20 years before. While DH is Canadian by birth, a good reaction here in the UK.

And as we are talking a point 18 months in the future, he would have plenty time to get himself over before then.

It's normally manners to respond to the post in the forum to allow a retort, rather than to send neg reps.

It's been a while since I last had one of these.