Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

Edgar Wright, he's put on quite a bit of weight. Charming little chubster, mind you.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Your Empire come yet? This is the sort of shit I'd ask you if we actually knew each other, or if we were Facebook friends. Genuine question though.

 

[Барбоса]

Mine came yesterday. Yet to open it though

 

[Uncle Sam]

Your Empire come yet? This is the sort of shit I'd ask you if we actually knew each other, or if we were Facebook friends. Genuine question though.

Yeah, on... Wednesday, I think. Not that great an issue. At least it's not another Nolan circle jerk, I guess.

Turns out that I've seen a good deal more than 10 films this year - I just forget most of them until reminded.

I keep having bizarre 2001-themed dreams. Not the film, the year. Steve Austin features prominently.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Still hasn't arrived. I don't have time to read it, but thats hardly the point.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Green Hornet is apparently as bad as I suspected.

 

[Tastycles]

Yeah, on... Wednesday, I think. Not that great an issue. At least it's not another Nolan circle jerk, I guess.

Turns out that I've seen a good deal more than 10 films this year - I just forget most of them until reminded.

I keep having bizarre 2001-themed dreams. Not the film, the year. Steve Austin features prominently.

The film would have been improved if they shot HAL with a beer cannon rather than taking his brain out.

 

[JGlass]

Yeah, on... Wednesday, I think. Not that great an issue. At least it's not another Nolan circle jerk, I guess.

Turns out that I've seen a good deal more than 10 films this year - I just forget most of them until reminded.

I keep having bizarre 2001-themed dreams. Not the film, the year. Steve Austin features prominently.

Is Ric Flair in it? That way you get a little bit of both 2001s.

 

[Uncle Sam]

No, though Kurt Angle returning to the WWE is a recurring theme. I don't like waking up.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

It'll still be the best film of the year with "Green" in the title. Hopefully it flops hard. There was no real demand for it yet they spent millions on it anyway. Fuckin' hate Seth Rogan as well.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I dunno. I reckon Green Lantern'll be marginally better. Martin Campbell sometimes makes decent films, you know? Justin Timberlake should've been in it though. They made a Green Street 3 yet?

 

[Lee]

I'm looking forward to GL

 

[Uncle Sam]

Just saw this on the Picturehouse website:

Hmm.

I'm thinking of making tomorrow the first time I've gone to see a film by myself, as well as my first double feature - 127 Hours back to back with The King's Speech.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I go all the time on my own. But I'm a maverick.

 

[Барбоса]

I'd go quite often by myself if there was a cinema anywhere within walking distance.

I feel bad enough having to pay into the cinema without adding bus/taxi/car costs

 

[Uncle Sam]

Somebody recently revealed to me that one of the plastic cards in my wallet also acts as, like, an electronic train ticket or some shit. Blew my fucking mind. To Greenwich Picturehouse, conductor!

 

[Lee]

Oyster card? can't wait until we get them up here

 

[Uncle Sam]

I was genuinely stuck in 2004 train technology-wise until I went to see Edgar Wright a week ago. A girl from up north taught me about it. Imagine that!

 

[Барбоса]

We only just got trains with electronic doors up our way

 

[Tastycles]

They don't have electric trains in Wales, so quite often the modern aerodynamic train takes me to Chester, then gets towed by a 1960s monstrosity like this.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I can drive so,y'know, fuck trains.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Seems about right. Didn't go see the films in the end. Maybe tomorrow.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Simon Amstell is gay? What the fuck!? It's odd that you immediately remove someone from your mancrush list as soon as you find out they're gay. Gay people - frightening. Straight people - fun to bum.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Doesn't look clean enough to be gay. I have my doubts.

 

[Uncle Sam]

He's also Jewish and in his thirties. All this and more on his new DVD!