Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Lee]

cracking celebration by the manure fan who slipped over! knobhead

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

cracking celebration by the manure fan who slipped over! knobhead

I'm assuming he won't be welcomed back to the Britannia in the near future.

 

[Lee]

the one who ran on the sunderland pitch yesterday got a lifetime ban for all grounds.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

the one who ran on the sunderland pitch yesterday got a lifetime ban for all grounds.

Really? That's quite funny.

 

[Uncle Sam]

4? Fight Club, Seven, Zodiac....3, Sam, 3.

Seen Social Network yet? It's his worst great film, but it's pretty good. And it's got Spider-Man.

Met some Frenchies last night. Three of 'em to be exact. Gay and pretentious, every one of them.

Sam's friend: This wine has an... odd taste.
Sam: Yeah, tastes like someone farted in it.
Sam's friend: That's exactly it, yeah. Exactly it.
Frenchies: Sacre bleu!

 

[HBK-aholic]

Do you remember ringing me last night? I decided it's a good thing exhausted Becca and drunk Sam didn't speak.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Was my mate actually.

"I'm ringing her."
"I don't want you speaking to her, you cunt. She'll think it's me. And you're a cunt."

 

[HBK-aholic]

Is he fit?

 

[Uncle Sam]

No. Asian guy with an odd build. You can fuck him if you want.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Do you look like Danny Wallace?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Had to Google that. Erm, a little bit? If you see Danny Wallace walking down the street, don't just go, "Alright Sam?"

 

[The Doctor]

Thought you'd appreciate my new sig.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Just as long as he doesn't eat jell-o. Milk and eggs, bitch.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Had to Google that. Erm, a little bit? If you see Danny Wallace walking down the street, don't just go, "Alright Sam?"

Yummy.

 

[Uncle Sam]

He's more feminine. The exception that proves the rule.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I just got a flashback to my Saturday night. A comparative stranger called me pathetic while I was lying on the floor talking to myself. The nerve!

 

[Барбоса]

I just got a flashback to my Saturday night. A comparative stranger called me pathetic while I was lying on the floor talking to myself. The nerve!

Some people...

I got called a nerd yesterday for simultaneously watching Thunderbirds, posting on a wrestling forum, writing about ancient history, looking up a Roman map and playing with a Roman sword...

I prefer to think that I was multi-tasking

 

[Uncle Sam]

Yeah, well, you know. I still defeated the French.

 

[Барбоса]

Yeah, well, you know. I still defeated the French.

That is a great feat as they have the best war record in Europe

 

[Uncle Sam]

Got the Alien Anthology on BD. The first two honestly look like brand new films.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I knew you wouldn't be able to not buy them.

 

[Uncle Sam]

And to think, I wanted to play Halo tonight.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

One defensive lapse and a referee being lenient on Neville cost you a point.

Our defence has turned to shit, United should've ripped up apart easily. I also never expected a Utd player to get sent off, even if they deserved it. Rooney threw an elbow and Ronaldo stamped on somebody two years ago and it was Wilko who got sent off. Fucking bullshit.

Sam, I refuse to see The Social Network because one of the lecturers keeps pestering me to see it. It looks wank and Fincher is wank and I hate that fucking lecturer.

Can't find that funky Alien Blu-Ray box set anywhere.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

A special edition Blu Ray set with all three Ninja Turtle films was released, the tin its in is a 3d sewer lid. Very snazzy. Figured you guys would like to know

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

The Social Network was terrible.

Brenda Song was so damn sexy in it. Only great thing about the movie.