Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[gd]

Which makes Jake the drawee, I assume.

 

[Uncle Sam]

If that's the team he bats for, sure.

 

[MattMoses]

I bought a packet of chocolate hob nobs the other day. They didn't last right long with my usual supper of tea and buttered crumpets while catching up on Coronation Street. They're pretty delicious when soggy.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Damn it all. He was our draw. Meanwhile, I was our drawer.

and thus, I will take my place among you, as shouldve been the case in the first place

 

[Uncle Sam]

I watched half of the last Raw and two SmackDowns, for some reason was under the impression I'd seen all of them and deleted them from my hard drive. I got to see the Punk/Mysterio main event though. Then I tried to watch some TNA. The crowd seems to like RVD's entrance music. I should really save gold like this for the appropriate thread.

In other thrilling news, lady on the bus said I should have manners because I slurped my milkshake. I told her it was a fucking milkshake, how was I supposed to drink it? I gave her a wave when I got off the bus.

On reflection, I feel I should have thrown my milkshake at her. Nobody questions my manners. Cunt.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

A girl once told me I should learn some manner, and then i informed her "well maybe you should learn how to not be so fucking annoying"

I support you sam

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'll remember that one for next time.

 

[Tastycles]

Some guy was staring at my girlfriend on the bus, so she did the 12 year old thing of giving him the finger while pretending to scratch her face.

 

[gd]

Should've just flashed her.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Who, me?

 

[gd]

Yes. Seems like the proper solution to most every problem.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Don't be so silly. I can cite as many as two problems that that wouldn't be a solution to.

 

[gd]

You're right. TNA needs much more than a pair of tits at the moment. Probably at least 3 or 4 pairs.

 

[Uncle Sam]

What is the point of women wrestlers when I can just turn Google SafeSearch off with more satisfying results? One day I will find an answer to this query.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

On reflection, I feel I should have thrown my milkshake at her. Nobody questions my manners. Cunt.

I saw a bus driver get hit with a milkshake once. It splattered all up the window, for a second I thought he'd been shot. Some did the person in front of me ''Fuck, he's been shot'', he shouted. As soon as he said it I was glad that I hadn't said anything.

It wasn't even strawberry.

and thus, I will take my place among you, as shouldve been the case in the first place

Nah.

Some guy was staring at my girlfriend on the bus, so she did the 12 year old thing of giving him the finger while pretending to scratch her face.

Heard my girlfriend call another woman a cunt the other day. Put me right off her. Women, eh!

 

[Uncle Sam]

Know what's terrible? Putting a coke in the freezer to get it to cool down quickly, only to forget about it and find it - frozen sold - later. It's a mistake you really can't recover from.

I'm not sure what my next blu-ray purchase will be yet. My latest theme is cowboys, so maybe Unforgiven.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'll nip out later and buy Sherlock Holmes and, I think it's out, The Road. I didn't like Sherlock Holmes, but fuck it.

 

[Tastycles]

Know what's terrible? Putting a coke in the freezer to get it to cool down quickly, only to forget about it and find it - frozen sold - later. It's a mistake you really can't recover from.

It's worse if you do it with beer. Milk explodes though.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

I posted in your thread. Sorry.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I like it, This Week In Wrestling With Jake, Sam & This Weeks Guest.......

If somebody could please get on that title change.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Nah!

I will, and you will do nothing about it

 

[Mustang Sally]

Know what's terrible? Putting a coke in the freezer to get it to cool down quickly, only to forget about it and find it - frozen sold - later. It's a mistake you really can't recover from.

For sure. Another is leaving a Snickers bar in your jacket pocket in July and forgetting about it. When you find it later, it looks like the product of a transporter malfunction aboard the Enterprise.

Still edible......but disgusting.

 

[Tastycles]

I like it, This Week In Wrestling With Jake, Sam & This Weeks Guest.......

If somebody could please get on that title change.

I changed it, fixed your bad grammar too.

Considered giving it an icon, decided against it.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You don't know me at all.

 

[Uncle Sam]

You can give threads icons?