Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Lee]

You need a referee too

 

[Tastycles]

Venue? Brentwood Leisure Centre, no doubt. Or maybe the HMV in Oxford Street. Home advantage and all that.

My school used to play Brentwood at football. I think we lost about 16-0 once, and history can't repeat itself. I don't like the thought of our humbling defeat being somewhere I go all the time either, so lets go with the Lesiure Centre.

Theme? I'm thinking something by David Bowie. YouTube will aid me.

Ok, continue the search.

We also need a ref. I think Jim Davidson will probably be sympathetic to our cause.

 

[Lee]

I'd be a biased ref

EDIT though nothing says British racism like Jim Davidson

 

[Uncle Sam]

Brian Blessed maybe? But that just means I've got to keep Flash by Queen open as an option for the theme.

 

[Tastycles]

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm thinking Never Let Me Down right now. I have to go now, but I shall return with more suggestions and stories of the ghettos of Brussels.

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

whenever i see brian blessed i always think of this:

[YOUTUBE]VnTHypbLlkE[/YOUTUBE]

"Stand By my Hawkmen, Dive, Dive"

 

[Uncle Sam]

Turns out Becca cried a bit. I was hoping she'd carved Shawn's name into her chest or something. And she calls herself a fan.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I'll carve it into my wrist when I eventually kill myself after a few Raws without him </3

 

[Uncle Sam]

You can still be saved:

 

[HBK-aholic]

That may be the scariest picture I've ever seen.

 

[Tastycles]

Worst porno ever.

 

[Mr. TM]

You can still be saved:

I had that s amy display picture on MSN. Luke Gallows is a sexy man.

 

[Uncle Sam]

That may be the scariest picture I've ever seen.

Like you'd say no to Gallows, Punk or R-Truth. Sexy beasts, the three of them.

In other news, I've finally given up on TNA entirely. I don't feel like making a song and dance about it, even though my script for Why TNA Is So Shit: The Musical is coming along nicely. I just finished work on the Symphony of Scott Steiner. My recreation of Awesome Kong's tits falling out will change musical theatre forever.

 

[HBK-aholic]

In other, other news, why do you never use MSN anymore?

 

[Uncle Sam]

It's not like I was ever on it particularly regularly.

 

[HBK-aholic]

But I miss youu </3

 

[Uncle Sam]

In other, other, other news I lost one of my Sennheiser earbuds in Belgium. Furthermore, I discovered first hand that Brussels has what I would call a ghetto.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Is that the place prostitution is legal?

 

[Uncle Sam]

You're thinking Amsterdam. For all I know. Otherwise I fucking missed out.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Ah Amsterdam, the memories... &#9829;

 

[Uncle Sam]

Leave the memories alone, or Shawn Michaels will say you're a cunt on live TV. Or near enough.

Flair.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Shawn Michaels would know who I was??! &#9829;&#9829;&#9829;

 

[Uncle Sam]

I've always wanted Danny Dyer to call me a cunt, personally.

 

[Uncle Sam]

So, who likes the new name? I thought it was much more 'internet'.