Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Mighty NorCal]

Did you see SmackDown Samuels?

 

[Uncle Sam]

I remember John Morrison breaking his ankle so I'd imagine I've seen some of it.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Yea, he clearly did not break his anke in any way shape or form

 

[Uncle Sam]

After years of watching Kurt Angle, I know a legit broken ankle when I see one.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Anyone else angry when they found out that John Morrison hadn't broken his ankle?

 

[Uncle Sam]

I was indifferent.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

He's probably the worst out of all those inexplicably popular wrestlers and I hate him for it.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Who's the runner-up? Kofi Kingston? The Miz? Mister Anderson?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Elijah Burke.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

What do you think of Drew Mcyntire, Jake?


"I haven't ever seen him" is the answer I expect

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I watch Smackdown weekly.

He's average, but so is almost every new wrestler that WWE bring onto the main roster these days. He's big, he's bland, fans don't really care about him and his matches are ok at best. But nobody actually rates McIntyre, so he's not on the same list as my John Morrison one.

 

[Planty]

What do you think of Drew Mcyntire, Jake?


"I haven't ever seen him" is the answer I expect

I was never going to post in this thread as it doesn't concern me but after that question that isn't even aimed at me I really have to answer my own personal thoughts haha.

My favourite wrestler since Ziggler. Seems like WWE are going to use this guy right this time.

The new entrance is beyond epic. Seriously one of the best I've ever seen of all time. Most old entrances are the best but this ranks alongside them purely because it starts off so dark before kicking in.

The only criticism with McIntyre is the same criticism to Cody Rhodes... just a few more pounds needed so it looks like he can go head to head with some of the Main Eventer's physiques. It seems Vince is intent on taking him up to the Main Event, so his body should reflect that.

Oh and I saw your comments about his entrance jacket/robe Norcal and I agree that he needs that back. Gives him a real sense of character and with this new entrance, seeing that clothing trail slowly as he walks would be fantastic. It is in the titantron, so why not still wear it?

 

[Uncle Sam]

The announcers seem to big him up...

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Exactly. Like I says, he also needs a signature ring pose, for when he gets to the ring, absolutely.


also, jake, big? He is built like a charlie brown christmas tree. if anything, his lack of size is what keeps me from taking him seriously.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

What's so great about his new entrance? The intro would be ok if if lead to a song with a bit more tempo. But it starts off slow and just get's louder. The song is also shit, it's only good in comparison to the other horrible wrestling themes that are around these days.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

also, jake, big? He is built like a charlie brown christmas tree. if anything, his lack of size is what keeps me from taking him seriously.

Yeah, big. He's about 6'5'' and his physique is more muscular than the other wrestlers who aren't popular enough to get away with taking steroids.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Yeah, big. He's about 6'5'' and his physique is more muscular than the other wrestlers who aren't popular enough to get away with taking steroids.

He is tall as shit, true enough. Built in the new "not allowed to take steroids" era though, for sure. HGH is legal if you dont partcipate in competitive sports though. c'mon man.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I don't know much about HGH, but I'm certain it's one of those things that's allowed in the wellness policy if they like you enough, if they decide they don't like you you're fucked.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

They like Mcyntire though. They gave him the Vince rub and that swank entrance.


Probably right though

 

[Y 2 Jake]

They like him now, but that doesn't mean shit, they're very fickle in WWE.

I knew he'd go far when Vince introduced him on TV, but that doesn't mean he's worth investing in. Sheamus get's more stick, but I've seen better matches on PPV from him and he's had to work with robots like Cena & Orton over great sellers like Morrison & R-Truth.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Sheamus has been growing on me, yeah. I think it might just be the accent though.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

As well as the whole look. Big, ugly cunt, just like heels should be.

 

[Uncle Sam]

It just took me five minutes to find out which Ireland Dublin is in.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

The nasty one.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I mean the one that doesn't have posts codes.