Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[The Hiphopapotamus]

Yes, the one who was lazy as fuck.

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

I think the earliest seasons are by far better than what's going on currently.

The earlier seasons were far dryer.

 

[X]

I like my comedy like I like my sex; wet and sloppy.

 

[gd]

I stopped watching because I hated Kim.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I like mine dry and painful.

Edit: Oh, and tense. Don't forget tense.

 

[Mr. TM]

If you were in a movie, would you want to have Ed Harris as the bad guy?

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

I stopped watching because I hated Kim.

I hated her. She was so unfunny.

 

[X]

Diabolique or Psycho, Sam?

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I stopped watching because I hated Kim.

Because she lied to JD about her miscarriage?

 

[gd]

Because she lied to JD about her miscarriage?

Yes, what a cunt. Who doest that? I prefer Molly.

 

[Mr. TM]

When are you going to add me on Facebook?

 

[Freddy4190]

I have Seasons 1-4. Then 6, and 7 on DVD. Don't have 5 or 8 yet. Scrubs<3

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I don't watch that shit. I watch grown up shows like WWE and Come Dine With Me.

 

[Tastycles]

Come Dine With Me is the greatest show on television.

 

[Mr. TM]

better than jeopardy?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Even better than Jeopardy.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Did I mention that Zodiac on BD is in the post?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You didn't, but I don't think Zodiac is worth seeing in HD.

Did I mention I bought Bolt for £5?

 

[Uncle Sam]

You didn't, but I don't think Zodiac is worth seeing in HD.

It's not bad.

Did I mention I bought Bolt for £5?

No. I imagine it's as underwhelming as Jonathan Ross assured me it was.

 

[X]

Zodiac is damn good. Not enough animated sodomy for Jake though I suppose.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I was annoyed that the best my fucking massive 1080p Sony Bravia could do in way of a deep black is a sort of deep blue, whereas my considerably smaller 720p Bravia manages it without breaking a sweat. First the motion blur thing and now this? Consider this recent spate of brand loyalty over, Sony. Yeah, your PS3 adverts actually make sense now but you're still as dead and soulless as I suspected all along.

 

[X]

A) You own more than one HD television? What exactly do you do Sam?

B) Sony DVDRs are still top notch.

 

[Uncle Sam]

A) You own more than one HD television? What exactly do you do Sam?

It's a mystery. To be fair, the little one I got for cheap from an uncle that works in a bookies.

B) Sony DVDRs are still top notch.

I bet they do. Shame I have very little use for one.

 

[Mr. TM]

When are you going to add me on Facebook?

Never I guess

 

[Uncle Sam]

I suppose not. Which reminds me... I'll be right back.