Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Shocky]

Uh, no it wasn't

 

[Mr. TM]

THIS IS!

the ugly truth?

 

[Tastycles]

But, but he shouted Michael McIntyre's name!

 

[Mr. TM]

TASTYCLES!

MSN!

NOW!

 

[Uncle Sam]

Michael McIntyre'll soon be past his sell by date.

 

[Tastycles]

Michael McIntyre'll soon be past his sell by date.

I don't think talking about the inanities of British life in a funny voice will ever get funny.

 

[Father:_Polley]

Uh, no it wasn't

... is my code for sarcasm. It was a glorious waste of 2hrs

 

[Spunky]

Yep, He's getting annoying already.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I don't think talking about the inanities of British life in a funny voice will ever get funny.

Flavour of the month mofo.

 

[Tastycles]

I actually meant to write "cease to be funny", but my subconcsious obviously wouldn't let me.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Obviously not, no. You know the truth deep down.

 

[Tastycles]

I always thought Sarah Harding was northern.

 

[OIL]

Excuse me, McIntyre is hilarious. Weird people..

 

[Spunky]

He is if your a middle class United fan...

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

He is if your a middle class United fan...

Fuck you

 

[Tastycles]

Also, Alex Turner cut your fucking hair.

 

[Spunky]

Fuck you

LOL.

Also, Alex Turner cut your fucking hair.

Your can see me?

 

[Loveless]

The Ugly Truth was the most despicable, cynical, sub-Sex and The City, man hating piece of shit I've ever seen. Any respect Gerard Butler gained with 300 was immediately washed away the moment he sold his gender down the river. So yeah, fuck you, Gerard Butler!

 

[Tastycles]

Is that your name? I was talking to the Arctic Monkeys guy.

 

[Spunky]

Is that your name? I was talking to the Arctic Monkeys guy.

No, I assumed you were taking the piss out of the indie bob.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Got me the Back to the Future trilogy in a nice steel case. Proud.

 

[Tastycles]

Back to the future 3 was on ITV2 today. I watched it and remembered that my father had stolen my boxset off me.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I saw that too. I was going to watch it. I then thought "Wait a second - you just bought it on DVD". I watched the first two parts last night.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Where's Jake ???

 

[Uncle Sam]

If I knew I wouldn't be here. Wait, no, I might be.