Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

The same could be said for President Obama's inaugaration.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You can't do that, he's bringing change.

 

[Uncle Sam]

He was also five minutes late and I was getting bored.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Not as bored as when he's talking. If you'd held on you would've appreciated it more.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I wasn't even going to watch it but, y'know, something to do.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I just put on a DVD or watched proper news, like Sky Sports News.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Reminds me. I have fourteen blu-rays now, Jake. By this point, I must be pulling ahead.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You shouldn't have said that Sam. Yeah, you're pulling ahead. But I'm about to go into town and I'll probably buy a dozen just to overtake you.

 

[Uncle Sam]

That isn't fair. All my cunt friends' birthdays are between October and December. I've been going out too regularly to afford a regularly stream of BDs.

While we're on the topic, The Sopranos is coming out on BD. I have all seven seasons on DVD already. Should I still buy it?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'll be buying The Sopranos on Blue Ray, but only because my DVDs are in various different shaped box sets. Otherwise I wouldn't bother.

Arrested Development, it's not as great as they say.

 

[Uncle Sam]

My boxes are all in the same shape. I'll hold off for a year or so, I suppose.

Edit: Are any American sitcoms as good as they say? Seinfeld is shit.

 

[Milkyway!]

Howdy Sam, Howdy Jake. Sam, what happened to the HOF section of the forum? I wanted to get Killer Kowalski in the Hall.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I dunno. Speak to the Fox about that. I got a lot of plates spinning at the moment, etc. etc.

 

[Milkyway!]

Okay. So hows life treating you these days Sam?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Today was a good day. Or it might have just been an average day, 'cos most of my days have been pretty poor lately. Either way, I'm feeling fairly upbeat right now.

 

[Milkyway!]

Thats good. How did the tournament shape up in the end? I completely missed most of it.

 

[Uncle Sam]

So-so. Still got one more match to go. I was disappointed I couldn't get LAX to win their region, but they did get to the finals and get knocked out by The British Bulldogs.

 

[Milkyway!]

In my opinion thats awesome. The British Bulldogs should win the tournament, as they are the best tag team ever.

 

[Uncle Sam]

This is a conversation between me and a girl (unlikely, I know) - see if you can guess who is who:

- Oh, I'm so happy today.
- Yeah. Why?
- Jesus.
- Oh, OK.
- Jesus is so cool.
- Uh-huh. Sure.
- Actually, "cool" isn't the right word. Think of the best word you can. That's what Jesus is.
- Antidisestablishmentarianism.

 

[X]

Sam loves Jebus.

 

[Uncle Sam]

It is a very, very fine word too.

 

[Coco]

That's a strange way to end a conversation.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I know. Crazy bitch.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Fuck you.

 

[Father:_Polley]

But 300 was such a good film...