Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[The Rob]

You lucky, lucky guy. Smackdown v.s Raw and the woman folk.

 

[The Doctor]

Hell yes.

 

[Coco]

At the WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2010 launch party? I'd imagine so.

As long as they don't chip their teeth by sticking a vibrating controller in their mouth when the computer-generated DX tells the to "Suck It," I think the combination of women and wrestling video games has a lot of promise. You should definately go.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Maybe they'll even send along a couple of midcarders. That holds much promise. I've accepted the invite now. It's next Wednesday.

 

[Coco]

I hope they send R-Truth.

 

[Uncle Sam]

That would be punch-my-aunt-in-the-face-and-throw-her-down-the-stairs fantastic.

 

[X]

Drink a few pints or whatever Pagan system you Brits use and get rowdy. Don't leave until you've broken something expensive.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Kofi Kingston's legs.

 

[Coco]

You bastard. You're wasting the education those feet have received.

 

[HEEL Blazy]

No what you do is let me go in your place and tell you how fun it was.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Nah, I think I'll be going. If they're giving away crappy merchandise, one lucky WrestleZone member might just get an early Christmas.

 

[HEEL Blazy]

I'll pay you

 

[SSJPhenom]

I say go, take 'Taker in the game and whip everyone's ass. That's what I would do.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I've the same middle name as Murf. The connection of our souls is practically palpable.

But your first name is Colin, so not really.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Nah, I think I'll be going. If they're giving away crappy merchandise, one lucky WrestleZone member might just get an early Christmas.

Let me stop you there, Sam. Thanks, but no thanks.

 

[Uncle Sam]

So really, the only person's soul he's connected to is Colamania's.

 

[X]

But your first name is Colin, so not really.

You've the memory of an elephant Jake.

So really, the only person's soul he's connected to is Colamania's.

He is my illegitimate child after all.

 

[Uncle Sam]

You must be so ashamed.

 

[X]

Not really. He rakes in a hefty amount of schillings begging on the streets. I didn't disfigure him at birth for nothing.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Somebody's been watching Slumdog Millionaire.

 

[X]

Somebody's been watching Slumdog Millionaire.

Still haven't seen it actually.

People used to do that to their children often during the 17th and 18th centuries in England and America though, was reading a bit about that earlier.

I should probably get around to watching Slumdog Millionaire.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Did you use a saw or sulphuric acid or what?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

So the other night, I was lifting weights with some guys from England, and they reffered to me as a "fookin crazy yank"

I detected racism. Should I have been offended?

Jake, feel free to weigh in on this as well.

 

[Lee]

where in england? Sounds yorkshire to me

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I didnt ask. They were using the bench I wanted, so I told them "hey, im gonna use this too" and they were like "ok" and offered me water. We then lifted together, and then they said that at the end. I dunno.

I flirted with a nurse from Oxford though. I think she liked it. She was giggly. Maybe in England, that means she is just laughing at you becuase your fucking stupid. I hope not.