Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

Clement Attlee.

 

[Mr. TM]

Interesting choice.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Any guy that can defeat a fucking war hero in an election is pretty impressive. That and the whole welfare state thing.

 

[Mr. TM]

Why are we talking about Obama?

On to bigger news. Do you like Milkshakes?

 

[Uncle Sam]

My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. True story.

 

[X]

And are they like, it's better than yours?

 

[Барбоса]

Whatever it does, it's a pretty fucking good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fucking good

 

[Mighty NorCal]

<3

 

[Uncle Sam]

In other news, I found myself actually caring that Shogun Rua wasn't the new UFC Light Heavyweight Champion last night. Awesome fight, shitty decision.

 

[Mr. TM]

Doesn't relate to you much Sam, but I had a dream that involved me talking to Jake on MSN. For some reason we had a group presentation together, which was made difficult by the fact that it would have been at 5am his time. Oh, and he lives 8000 kilometers or so away.

Now something for you Sam.

Hello.

 

[Uncle Sam]

It's funny you mention that, because I had a dream involving zombies. Talking zombies. Shat me right up, it did.

 

[Mr. TM]

Shite, that must be quite far along in the apocalypse. Any sight of me in this distant future?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I've got an e-bay customer complaining about a full refund. I'd like your opinion on the conversation.

Hi, I'm really sorry, I've just been preparing your shoes for delivery when I noticed a significant fault. The shoes weren't fit to wear so I've given you a full refund.

Sorry for the inconvenience, Jake.

what you are saying is you wish to get out of this sale! When I bought you still had 3 pairs so a further 2 sold behind me had faults!! I don't think so, I will have no option but to open a case prior to leaving negative comments....

Hi, i'm sorry that you are not happy about this, but i feel that opening a case and leaving negative feedback would be unfair as we have appologised for the inconvenience and given you a full refund. When I checked the boots to dispatch them yesterday they looked as if they had been damp and were starting to go mouldy as did the other pairs so I can only assume that the box they were all in has been wet before we received them. I pride myself on selling good quality products and giving customer service and felt that it would not have been acceptable to send out these boots. Hope this explains why I didn't send them to you, as I feel you would have been more unhappy with the condition of the boots than the refunded sale.
Regards, Jake.

I am sorry however when I purchased them you had more listed, what happend to those othersthen?? (still for sale after the pair I purchase4d) Sounds more like an excuse. You have advertised a product you cannot supply this is against the rules concerned for eBay. Your e-mail does not even look at the facts. No wonder you feedback was so quick & your refund!! I did not ask for a refund due to your error & not mine. I will await your final responce before opening a case etc. Tony ((*_*))

Hi, I always give feedback as soon as we recieve payment, that's been the case since I started operating. The other boots were damp, along with a couple of other styles, they are all stored in the same place. I noticed after I tried to arrange your shoes for postage. I'm not entirely sure why I would try to get out of a sale, the purpose of listing the shoes is to sell them, which we did. I'm afraid it makes perfect sense to refund you as we didn't have a replacement pair. Would you have prefered it if we'd retained your money?

Jake

I'll have to start being sarcastic soon.

 

[Uncle Sam]

((*_*))

Well Jake, I'd explain to him the situation in terms that are so plain that it's condescending. Perhaps create a little flow chart to accompany it.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

((*_*))

Yeah, what is that supposed to be?

Well Jake, I'd explain to him the situation in terms that are so plain that it's condescending. Perhaps create a little flow chart to accompany it.

I thought it was simplistic anyway. I should have sent him a message saying ''Do you like mouldy shoes?''. I'd guess the answer would've been no.

I might opt for bullet points to simplify it more.

* You bought shoes.
* I found them to be faulty.
*I gave you a full refund and an apology.
* You want what now exactly?

 

[Uncle Sam]

How about this?

Aw man, you got me. You were totally right. Mere moments after I sold the shoes to you, I realised just how in love with them I was. I couldn't bare to part with them; such was my desire for them. Thinking on my feet, I fabricated an elaborate story about the shoes turning mouldy and - rather dastardly - gave you a full refund. Can you forgive my super-villain like evil and not involve the authorities?

 

[Murfish]

I guess you wanted the other shoes too?

Anyway, I assume you all have a man crush on Jason Statham, and therefore saw Crank 2. That said, how bullshit is it that I can't get those shoes that Statham was wearing?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

How about this?

Aw man, you got me. You were totally right. Mere moments after I sold the shoes to you, I realised just how in love with them I was. I couldn't bare to part with them; such was my desire for them. Thinking on my feet, I fabricated an elaborate story about the shoes turning mouldy and - rather dastardly - gave you a full refund. Can you forgive my super-villain like evil and not involve the authorities?

Why would I want to keep them? Why would I want to give him the £75 he paid for them back? Why would he want to buy them?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I guess you wanted the other shoes too?

Anyway, I assume you all have a man crush on Jason Statham, and therefore saw Crank 2. That said, how bullshit is it that I can't get those shoes that Statham was wearing?

I sell them.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I bought a No Country For Old Men poster. It arrived on a sheet of A4. Turns out that's what I ordered. Hmm.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

An A4 poster? Somebody printed that shit off the internet. How much?

 

[Uncle Sam]

£5.15 including postage. Sounds a lot bigger when they describe it as 12 by 8 inches.

Edit: Yeah, I know it doesn't. Was going by the picture alone.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Amusing, you've still lost it though.

Why Jake? Why? Sick Boy's universal theory of life doesn't have to be true. We can break the cycle.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

£5.15 including postage. Sounds a lot bigger when they describe it as 12 by 8 inches.

Edit: Yeah, I know it doesn't. Was going by the picture alone.

It wouldn't be as much of an issue if you were smaller.

Why Jake? Why? Sick Boy's universal theory of life doesn't have to be true. We can break the cycle.

Face it Sam, we're has beens. We're still better than averybody else, mostly because of how low the standards are, but we're shit. There's no change coming. The cycle has been set, like limb joints that no longer work.

 

[Uncle Sam]

It wouldn't be as much of an issue if you were smaller.

Credit where credit's due - it's slightly larger than A4 and on photo paper. Positive feedback incoming. Maybe I'll throw in a backhanded compliment. That'll show 'im to accurately describe his items.

Face it Sam, we're has beens. We're still better than averybody else, mostly because of how low the standards are, but we're shit. There's no change coming. The cycle has been set, like limb joints that no longer work.

Prax syndrome. If I were to pretend to have even noticed Prax before he was banned, if he was any good or how good he is now. I remember looking up one of his conversations with AJ and Xfear. For something with X in it, it was very dry.