Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Dexter]

Infamous is the PS3 exclusive. I've never played that one, but I've heard it's good. Can't vouch for it or anything. Some people that have played both say one is better, some the other. I dunno, I still say get Prototype.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

They're not 3rd person are they?

 

[Dexter]

Prototype is. A game like that pretty much has to be. If you're concerned about camera issues, don't be. It's almost entirely made up of big outdoor areas so there's nothing to get in the way of the camera. I never once had an issue with it.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I don't like 3rd person. I can go rogue around Stoke instead, which is probably more fun.

 

[jmt225]

Because Arkahm Asylum was so easy I need another game to play until I buy the usually three, Pro Evo, Fifa & SvR..

Well, maybe if you didn't play it on easy, then it wouldn't be so easy then? I don't know, just a thought.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Why do something the hard way when you can do it an easier way?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Just finished watching Wanted. It's a worse version of the film I'd make. Between this and Antichrist, Hollywood is really up on stealing my ideas and then toning them down. I've got to come up with something new now.

Handheld cams are in right now, yeah? The protagonist will be... an overweight porn director.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Just finished watching Wanted.

It's wank.

It's a worse version of the film I'd make.

You should've seen my anger when Hard Candy came out.

Between this and Antichrist, Hollywood is really up on stealing my ideas and then toning them down. I've got to come up with something new now.

I've got a film in the pipeline called Suff. I'm basing it on the one bit of snuff that I once saw on somebody phone.

Not a remake of the original snuff by the way.

Handheld cams are in right now, yeah? The protagonist will be... an overweight porn director.

I though they were all handheld, or at least shoulder holdable.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm annoyed they didn't make the film more like the graphic novel. You know, where he rapes and kills everyone and then tells you how worthless and empty your life is at the end. It'd probably make the certificate jump to an eighteen though.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

They could just imply the violence and rape if it's such an issue, like The Dark Knight.

 

[Uncle Sam]

"Ooh, it's like Hitchcock. What you're imagining is far worse than whatever you could show."

People cannot even begin to fathom what kind of sick shit I would show. Your imagination is pathetic.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

''I've seen things, in my head, you people wouldn't believe. Rapes of the shoulder of Orion '' etc.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm going to go eat Chipsticks and mull over ideas for my inevitable motion picture(s). Stay out of trouble.

 

[Minor League Brian]

The fucks'a Chipstick?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Hey Sam, it's Brian. Hi Brian!

But yeah, I'm going Wilko's in a moment because I need some more brown wrapping paper then I'm going to think up poster ideas for some of my movie ideas.

 

[Minor League Brian]

That might be the happiest I've ever seen you.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm not very happy - my testicles ache and I'm tired. That and my BD collection stands at a pitiful seven films.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Sounds like you've got cancer. Probably from all those extra radioactive pixels from your Blue-rays.

Don't worry, the no balls situation get's a big thumbs up from me.

 

[Uncle Sam]

It does sound awful comfortable. I won't have to worry about tight jeans.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I was going to change the person in this story to a guy to make it somewhat more believable, but you'll just have to gulp it down like the hot truth it is:

So this girl I know says she doesn't have anyone to go see Muse with and asks if I want to go. I say yes, presuming that she has a spare ticket that she wants me to buy. At a later date, it turns out that she's got her own ticket and expects me to buy my own off eBay - for over £100. Fuck that shit. Now I've got another reason for women to hate me - I'm a deal breaker. Nobody likes a deal breaker.

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

I was going to change the person in this story to a guy to make it somewhat more believable, but you'll just have to gulp it down like the hot truth it is:

So this girl I know says she doesn't have anyone to go see Muse with and asks if I want to go. I say yes, presuming that she has a spare ticket that she wants me to buy. At a later date, it turns out that she's got her own ticket and expects me to buy my own off eBay - for over £100. Fuck that shit. Now I've got another reason for women to hate me - I'm a deal breaker. Nobody likes a deal breaker.

That's Shit.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Tell me about it. People suck. If there's one thing I don't like, it's people. They are rubbish.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

£100 for Muse? I've told you how I used to be able to see them for a fiver, right?

My evening class started last night, it was like the cast of Skins. I did not fit in.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Being a misfit in a room of misfits? A new low. Or high. I dunno. I don't think it really matters, does it? They must all be what, twelve?

 

[Milkyway!]

Sam. Whats the number of voters we have to have to get a wrestler into the Hall of Fame? We have 100% on Hulk Hogan right now, but with only 8 votes.