Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

I don't know. A billion. As long as it's at or above 80%, that's fine by me.

 

[Milkyway!]

I don't know. A billion. As long as it's at or above 80%, that's fine by me.

Well its at 100% right now. Go induct him!

 

[FromTheSouth]

Still wondering what a chipstick is.

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

Still wondering what a chipstick is.

It's a salt and vinegar flavoured crisp shaped like a chip.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Think if fries were crunchy. Pretty much that.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Good news, Jake - my genitals have stopped aching. I'm thinking I might be able to keep my balls for the time being. It's unlikely that I'll ever use them to create a Sam/other person hybrid but hey, just in case. I'll start wearing a cardigan to imitate my hero - Jonny B.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I just bought it. Two words: Cardboard. Sleeve.

 

[X]

I'm watching Oldboy. Thought of you.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I... I think TNA just did something right. It was at the end of a night of doing thing's wrong, and it was even spawned from doing something wrong, and it'll probably lead to more things being done wrong, but...

My mind just got fucking blown.

Edit: And, watching it just now, it was at the end of a typically shit TNA match. Still...

 

[klunderbunker]

The rest of the show sucked, but that made up for a lot of it. Now if only I could figure out why there are two sets of belts.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Being a misfit in a room of misfits? A new low. Or high. I dunno. I don't think it really matters, does it? They must all be what, twelve?

From 18-80, ish.

One girl, bless her, brought a camera phone to a class in which you're supposed to learn how to be come a professional photographer.

Also, her stupid questions:

Girl ''What time does this thing start next week?''
Jake ''The same time it started this week love.''

Gain her sympathy, which I don't like.

Good news, Jake - my genitals have stopped aching. I'm thinking I might be able to keep my balls for the time being. It's unlikely that I'll ever use them to create a Sam/other person hybrid but hey, just in case. I'll start wearing a cardigan to imitate my hero - Jonny B.

This is why we could never meet. Not awkward silences, cardigans.

I just bought it. Two words: Cardboard. Sleeve.

But the DVD had a better cardboard cover, it was orange. And Film 4 DVDs have been given horrible, new packaging.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Gain her sympathy, which I don't like.

Yeah, I can imagine how that would be annoying. Very annoying.

This is why we could never meet. Not awkward silences, cardigans.

And it's not like I can talk to Jonny - he'd just sit there crying about all the women he'd put on the receiving end of the Jonny B special that week.

I should point out that, although I did purchase a cardigan, I am yet to wear it out in public yet.

But the DVD had a better cardboard cover, it was orange.

The HMV exclusive sleeve which costs ten pounds more. I prefer the grey anyway.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I don't think twice about paying extra.

 

[Uncle Sam]

It's literally double the price, Jakey. I'm crazy, but not crazy enough to pay more for something I like less.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I am.

I think I'll buy State Of Play later. I don't like Russel Crow, Ben Affleck, Rachael McAdams at all, but fuck it. I've got to treat myself occasionally.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

State Of Play doesn't have a cardboard case, so I won't be buying it ath the full price. Niether does Fast & Furious.

I'm also thinking of trading in my girlfriend for a younger model.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I think you should just take kick boxing up again.

 

[dudetastic]

hey, this is an alt - im making that clear, i only created it to resolve something you can delete this account after

im blood and thunder, and i got banned for a post i checked with uncle sam first to make sure it didn't break any rules and he said it didn't - so can that account be unbanned please? cheers

 

[Coco]

I'd say "no" just because you don't have a clue where you're supposed to post about such matters.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I apologise for that, I wasn't sure what exactly you thought you were going to be banned for. Xfear has since cleared that up. You'll be unbanned by the end of the week. Now, if you don't mind, I must ban this account...

 

[Minor League Brian]

I say unban him for the post thingy, then ban him again for the double account making.

 

[dudetastic]

ok fair enough, just all you know xfear lied about his reason for banning me in the thread that was made and really banned me because i beat him in a debate using his own argument.

 

[Coco]

ok fair enough, just all you know xfear lied about his reason for banning me in the thread that was made and really banned me because i beat him in a debate using his own argument.

Okay.

 

[gd]

ok fair enough, just all you know xfear lied about his reason for banning me in the thread that was made and really banned me because i beat him in a debate using his own argument.

Hi blood and thunder.

 

[X]

ok fair enough, just all you know xfear lied about his reason for banning me in the thread that was made and really banned me because i beat him in a debate using his own argument.

Right. I banned him for plagiarism. Copy and pasting a post of mine word for word. Literally word for word.