Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

I'll be doing something totally unprecedented today - taking £20 out of a cash machine. Particularly irregular considering I'm somewhat low on funds after buying a new computer, a new phone, a PlayStation 3, a large television and beginning what will soon be a respectable Blu-ray collection.

I'm low on credit and I'm looking to browse Primark. It must be done.

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

What type of phone?

Isn't primark that one that buys from Asian sweatshops?

It would probably be easier to say what shops don't.

 

[Uncle Sam]

What type of phone?

The touch screen one that Becca didn't like. I figured, "Hey, fuck it."

Isn't primark that one that buys from Asian sweatshops?

Worse shit went down where I come from during our industrialisation process.

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

The touch screen one that Becca didn't like. I figured, "Hey, fuck it."

I got a touch screen last year. Awesome camera, but it's a fucking brick.

Worse shit went down where I come from during our industrialisation process.

True, They should be damn pleased they get it that good.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I got a touch screen last year. Awesome camera, but it's a fucking brick.

Tell me about it.

True, They should be damn pleased they get it that good.

Maybe they'd get more work done if they quit complaining.

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

Tell me about it.

It just wasn't fucking worth it. especially when a new version came out the next month and it became half price instantly.

Maybe they'd get more work done if they quit complaining.

And stopped asking for more more more. Never fucking satisfied. Ungrateful if you ask me.

 

[Uncle Sam]

It just wasn't fucking worth it. especially when a new version came out the next month and it became half price instantly.

For the average sweatshop worker to amass a fortune as great as the chairman of Nike's they'd have to work 7 hours a day, 7 days a week for 10,000 years. But they don't want to! Lazy.

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

I could do that. Just a bit of elbow grease. And steroids. And the philospher's stone. Easy.

Pfffh, they need to learn from this.



I should show this in all of their homes. If they had T.V.s.

And if they did, they're lazy and lying bastards.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm going to buy this:

No idea why.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I'm low on credit and I'm looking to browse Primark. It must be done.

YAY! I love you, Sam.

The touch screen one that Becca didn't like. I figured, "Hey, fuck it."

You bought it for that reason, didn't you? I don't love you as much now.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Pfft. Give a shit.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I bought a Back to the Future t-shirt today. Yeah.

On another note, it turns out I can synchronise my TV and PS3. Sony Bravia FTW.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Me to Samoa Joe on Twitter:

Tried to buy someone dinner and got a funny look. You just can't pull this shit in England Joe.

Samoa Joe to me:

Good effort.

 

[Lee]

I hate how samoa Joe has taken Stevies replying to me thunder!

 

[Uncle Sam]

I asked him what he thought of the Punk/Hardy match. I said it was better than King of the Mountain. Let's see if he replies.

 

[Lee]

Awesome.

And Sam, you've persuaded me to buy a Slim PS3 (and Boy and his blob has been announced for Wii!)

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

Me to Samoa Joe on Twitter:

Tried to buy someone dinner and got a funny look. You just can't pull this shit in England Joe.

Samoa Joe to me:

Good effort.

Joe has twitter. What is it?

 

[Uncle Sam]

http://twitter.com/SamoaJoe

 

[Uncle Sam]

These Jammie Dodger Minis just aren't for me.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Joe still hasn't tweeted me back. You believe this guy?

 

[HBK-aholic]

Sam FTW.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Sam FTW.

I no, rite?

 

[X]

How I love Joe.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Editing posts FTL

 

[My$terio_Fan]

Joe still hasn't tweeted me back. You believe this guy?

He's too busy replying to me