Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[X]

Becca will be sexting Sam.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Sam wishes He told me he loved me via text. I still have it.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I don't even know if I gave you my beautiful contract number, so I might prank call you. you'll now know it's me, but it'll be fun.

No, you did. 'Sides, my phone needs charging and I can't find the charger.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Tell me Becca, what phone do you have? Perhaps I would be interested in purchasing one.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Sony Ericsson c902

 

[Uncle Sam]

Nice. I might get one of those fuckers.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Right now, I'm thinking this.

 

[X]

Don't be one of those people Sam.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Don't be one of those people Sam.

...People with slide phones?

 

[HBK-aholic]

Nice. I might get one of those fuckers.

You should. It's beautiful. And the top slides up for the camera.

 

[X]

...People with slide phones?

I call them sliders. Or slidees. They take all of our jobs Sam.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I call them sliders. Or slidees. They take all of our jobs Sam.

They tik er jibs!

Edit:

The Tocco Lite - a girl's phone?

 

[Murfish]

Get a Tilt.

 

[X]

Tocco? The phone is called the Tocco? Must you even delve further it's details?

 

[Uncle Sam]

What in the blue fuck? I don't think they sell those in England. We sure as shit don't get at&t, I'll tell you that much.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Touch phones are horrible.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Touch phones are horrible.

And I do already have an iPod Touch, so it'd be kind of pointless. I'll just go with the slidey Nokia...

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I now have three - count 'em, three - blu-rays. Suck it, Jake.

Gran Torino, Let The Right One In and Watchmen. Watchmen has three discs. I can't help but feel that they missed the point of blu-rays.

Watchemen looks better on DVD. Fact. Dr. Manhattan looks like shit on Blye-Ray.

I miss you, Jake.

What's that Take That song? Back For Good I think it's called.

I bought The Ultimate Fighter 1 today. It comes with a free UFC key ring. Fucking awesome.

Get some plyers and press the chain link that attaches the octagon thing to the chain. Other wise, in my experience, it'll fall off.

Go on contract and get it free.

Sam, please don't be one of those people. Buy the phone like a real man.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Watchemen looks better on DVD. Fact. Dr. Manhattan looks like shit on Blye-Ray.

I always secretly suspected this. I've also decided that a slightly crisper picture and, I dunno, better contrast isn't worth the £1000+ I spent to get it.

What's that Take That song? Back For Good I think it's called.

It's going through my head right now.

Get some plyers and press the chain link that attaches the octagon thing to the chain. Other wise, in my experience, it'll fall off.

Turns out its one of the UK's rarer DVDs, so they cancelled my order. They did tell me I can buy it again on the 24th though, so I'm holding out.

Sam, please don't be one of those people. Buy the phone like a real man.

Always do, Jake. Always do.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

This thread seems very edgy. I don't know if I can handle it.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[Y 2 Jake]

TUF series 1 is in HMV for £15. Good job I'm here really.

 

[Uncle Sam]

TUF series 1 is in HMV for £15. Good job I'm here really.

I'm going today. I'll get a new phone at the same time. What a day out I'll be having. I also have the option to meet friends for Chinese food.

I don't like Chinese food.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'll probably so some shopping too later.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Great minds and all that.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I don't think Stoke-on-Trent is cosmoplitan enough for a Chinese restaurant though. I could go one of the many Polish deli places. If they let me in, which they probably won't, me being English and all.