Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[gd]

Iron Man is very overrated.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm unware of how other people rated it. I, however, would it award it 7/10. That's right, every bit as good as The Dark Knight.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I really, really enjoyed Moon. 8/10.

 

[Mr. TM]

Maybe I will watch Moon.

The other night, I read the first 600 posts on this thread. Next time I am bored, I will read the next 600.

 

[Murfish]

Shut the fuck up. Moon was great. I bet that if I had said that when you asked, you would have not liked it as much.

You going to see Hurt Locker? It's another good one. Eh, subpar at best.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Shut the fuck up. Moon was great. I bet that if I had said that when you asked, you would have not liked it as much.

So you're angry because... I'm agreeing with you?

You going to see Hurt Locker? It's another good one. Eh, subpar at best.

It sounds rather good. So yeah. I have a lot of films to go and see.

 

[Murfish]

So you're angry because... I'm agreeing with you?

I'm not angry. If you've noticed, almost every time I address you these days I punctuate my post with a "Fuck You" or "Shut the Fuck Up". No ill will intended, I just want to see how you react.

I'll stop by and see Hurt Locker with you if you want.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'll stop by and see Hurt Locker with you if you want.

My friends are beginning to judge my taste in films. They liked Let The Right One In (more than me) and they liked Moon. I think I'll be able to convince them to come see Hurt Locker. We'll also be seeing District 9 and Inglorious Bastards in the coming weeks.

 

[Murfish]

I'm sure that by the end of that list they'll be satisfied enough to be your real friend.

Fuck you, Sam.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm going to go cry myself to sleep.

Not before I finish disc 2 of The Sopranos Season Two. Yeah, I'm re-watching the entire thing.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Which one? Black or black and silver?

 

[HBK-aholic]

Black. Which means you'll probably get the silver one.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I dunno. I guess it's kinda funky.

 

[HBK-aholic]

The phone looks horrible though. Get a nice one.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I just want a Nokia. The only one better than that is £120 more. Fuck that shit.

 

[X]

Black. To reflect the darkness within your soul.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Go on contract and get it free.

 

[gd]

Silver

 

[Uncle Sam]

Go on contract and get it free.

I don't use my phone enough to get a contract. I literally spend about £15 on credit every two months.

 

[Murfish]

Black.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm concerned that if I go black, I might never go back.

 

[Murfish]

My ego is to big, strong, and wide.

Sam, it'll change the way you walk.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I don't use my phone enough to get a contract. I literally spend about £15 on credit every two months.

I get unlimited texts on my contract, and my phone is beautiful. I might start texting you a lot.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I get unlimited texts on my contract, and my phone is beautiful. I might start texting you a lot.

Don't expect me to reply. Much.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I don't even know if I gave you my beautiful contract number, so I might prank call you. you'll now know it's me, but it'll be fun.