Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

Didn't yours die?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Forum clocks.

Didn't your duck die?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Yes. I loved him, but buying a duck to keep in the house wasn't my best idea.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Yes. I loved him, but buying a duck to keep in the house wasn't my best idea.

.

 

[Uncle Sam]

It probably wasn't, no.

So I take it Anvil was good? Empire seemed to think so.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Yeah it was good. And short. After Button & Watchmen I'm into short films at the moment.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Saw Let The Right One In, good film. Not as exciting as Crank 2 though.

 

[Uncle Sam]

He died. But he got better.

Or something.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'm still waiting for my Lesnar vs. Couture DVD. I just needed to tell somebody.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Brutus Magnus and Hernandez look set to feud, Jake. Oh, I'm so conflicted!

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Brutus Magnus and Hernandez look set to feud, Jake. Oh, I'm so conflicted!

How did I miss this? I want to see this feud, I think.

On for Backlash later?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Hells no, Jake. I'm getting me an early night. I watched Impact, SmackDown, Raw and Superstars last night.

 

[Uncle Sam]

How did I miss this? I want to see this feud, I think.

I think WZ got their facts wrong and it's next week. Apparently, a British heel stable - lead by Magnus, naturally - takes out LAX.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

LEAD by Magnus, but he's so green. I'd relegate him behind Doug Williams.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Jake, come quick! The latest American Dad season came in a plastic case. All the other seasons are cardboard! FUUUUUUCK! What do I do?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Buy! Buy! Buy!

 

[Y 2 Jake]

My top 5 Hollyoaks women, for you Sam.

1. Anita
2. Layla
3. Cindy
4. Theresa
5. Suzanne

 

[Uncle Sam]

Is Anita the Indian girl? She's been down in the dumps lately. Tried to make herself white, doncha know.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

With bleach, mental.

I knew a girl who tried to kill herself by drinking bleach. I lie, a girl in my class who I had no idea existed drank some bleach. Silly if you ask me.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Apparently it burns you from the inside out. If it's not definitely gonna kill you, I don't see why you'd bother. Jump off a tall object. Seems to have the best success rate. Try and land on someone important.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Jumping off something would give you a rush before you die. I'd do that or shoot myself. But ammo is a bastard to get hold of.

Swallowing razor blades is popular with mental patients I hear. And depressed people.

 

[Uncle Sam]

By important people, I don't mean like the Prime Minister or anything. Well, you could. I mean a single mother or something like that.

 

[HBK-aholic]

..Accept?

 

[Uncle Sam]

No. If I jumped from a tall object, it'd be onto you.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Pretty please. Because I was smart enough to find it, as well as get your mobile number. I deserve this.