Because you play League of Legends. Not because you're an obnoxious shithead with a disposition that repels even the people who try to support you. Who definitely stop supporting you because they are intimidated by the things that people might say about them on the internet.
That, and the Clique comes with a 5% gasoline discount card.
That's fucked up. All I got was a coupon for a free crunchy taco and this bandana that smells like rum & cigars.