Afro-Ameri-Spawn
Houston's Hometown Hero
Now anybody who knows me knows that I am a die hard wrestling fan. I do like watching TNA over watching WWE, but I really don't have a preference as I watch ROH, AAA, and anything that I can get in my area. But week in and week out, I see one Mr. Mark "Perfectly Good Waste of Adult Onset Diabetes" Madden come up with a new reason to pick apart the episodes of Impact that he claims that he doesn't watch but mystically knows segment for segment. Now Mr. Madden claims that he has issues with WWE as well, but the only WWE rant that I have ever seen from him, last week, felt like it steered more towards kissing WWE resident babyface, John Cena's ass than actually offring one bit of criticism towards anything WWE.
Well anywho, it seems that with his credibility running pretty low and the jig being up on the true motives behind him being so critical of TNA(having been turned down for a job and nobody really giving a shit who Mark Madden is), that he would have run out of things to bash in TNA. And you would be right, if not for Madden's most recent rant. Now this piece of four flushing art is ground breaking and monumental. Not because it's is to eloquently written, but because Madden actually is complaining about something that he himself is only speculating on. Yes, you heard it correctly. In Mark Madden's latest column, he makes up a TNA angle off of the top of his head and then bitches about how stupid it is.
Now I know alot of you are wondering where the question lies in this, so here 's one. Is Madden am evil genius who's insight is far above the average mind who is onto something or is he just a fat pathetic jilted washed up has been who needs to just go away? Come on people, you can be bi in this one and go either way as long as you compel me with an explanation.