Raw LD 8/29/2016: 4 Big, Sweaty Men - 1 Master Of The Universe

[shafe_41]

HEEEEEYYYYY WE GOT SOME BAYLEY!!!!

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Bayley and New Day. I can only get so erect.

 

[J-Dogg]

Solid segment

 

[enviousdominous]

Is there cocaine in Booty-Os?

 

[J-Dogg]

That wins the day

 

[Sean Valjean]

Bayley's going to trigger some alarms with all the fire she's spitting.

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

I think the only the way they fuck it up is to attempt to give Roman that rub. The same vocal minority will shit all over that. Literally anybody else would get a huge rub. I'm thinking it should be Owens that gets the rub.

It has to be the next big mega face.. Roman of course isn't that, since he's been given two WM main events in a row.. Can Owens become the next big mega face?

 

[shafe_41]

I mean I knew the Rock would be successful in Hollywood but holy shit.

 

[J-Dogg]

The summerslam stage is still here also jobbers are making a comeback

 

[BaconBits]

Lesnar has what another 2 years or so left on his contract. Hopefully Owens is well on his way and doesn't need it by then.

Owens wasn't in the Shield, so he's not going to be viewed as a top guy.

 

[rbv13]

64.5 Million a year. What a pathetic loser.

 

[enviousdominous]

Yay! We get to see a new female jobber.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

I hope this broad loses for mugging so much during her garbage before-death promo.

 

[enviousdominous]

She's from the part of Houston Texas where people dress like Mai Shiranui.

 

[rbv13]

Is this chick from Booker T's promotion?

 

[J-Dogg]

Jobber is dead

 

[@smarkmouth]

Sloppy jobber.

 

[Navi]

Owens wasn't in the Shield, so he's not going to be viewed as a top guy.

And that's depressing. He's gold on the mic and great in the ring.

 

[BaconBits]

It has to be the next big mega face.. Roman of course isn't that, since he's been given two WM main events in a row.. Can Owens become the next big mega face?

Sure. His snark could absolutely translate to being a top face.

 

[J-Dogg]

Bad jobber

 

[klunderbunker]

Is that Hania the Huntress from Women of Honor?

 

[shafe_41]

Why did they have to show the match twice?

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Nia has a cute face.

 

[J-Dogg]

Gallows and Anderson have different occupations now lol

 

[enviousdominous]

Nia Jax gives me the heeby jeebies too Michael Cole. Just not in the same way as you were speaking of.