Raw LD 8/29/2016: 4 Big, Sweaty Men - 1 Master Of The Universe

[J-Dogg]

I miss Rusev tonight. Never thought I would say that. Maybe Lana is finally washing her wedding dress to wear next week.

Probably washing off the bodily fluids and cake off it

 

[enviousdominous]

Me and Enzo have the same jeans. True story.

I'd be more impressed if you and he had the same genes.

 

[J-Dogg]

Owens you are gold mate

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

Over/under on how many injuries Rollins is responsible for this match?

Rollins injures all 3 of them and just gets handed the belt because there's noone around.

 

[Navi]

Probably washing off the bodily fluids and cake off it

Ewwww that's too gross to even think about.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Well Owens is fucked. The great strategies never pay off.

 

[enviousdominous]

So this is a tornado tag match now.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

If it's an elimination match...why aren't there DQ's and count outs? I understand it in a three way, or a non-elimination fatal 4 way...but what the hell?

 

[Navi]

So this is a tornado tag match now.

It's a stipulations change every two minutes match.

 

[BaconBits]

Ewwww that's too gross to even think about.

I thought we already worked out that Rusev ain't pulling out no more.

 

[TJ Matics]

I'd be more impressed if you and he had the same genes.

I see what you did there.

 

[Sean Valjean]

The Universal Title would probably look nice wrapped around a Christmas tree.

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

Reigns looks like he doesn't give a shit.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Roman isn't big enough to be considered a "big man."

 

[J-Dogg]

That big boot was sick

 

[JamJam]

Big Cass can't be 7 feet can he? Maybe a legit 6'8 or 6'9.

 

[enviousdominous]

The Universal Title would probably look nice wrapped around a Christmas tree.

The tree would burst into flames due to "mysterious circumstances".

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

I thought we already worked out that Rusev ain't pulling out no more.

Plus, no Rusev tonight..

 

[Sean Valjean]

Now Big Cass has to hit a springboard 450 to the floor.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Big Cass can't be 7 feet can he? Maybe a legit 6'8 or 6'9.

His college mark up says he's 6'8".

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

The Universal Title would probably look nice wrapped around a Christmas tree.

Or around The Brood's waists.

 

[Navi]

Big Cass can't be 7 feet can he? Maybe a legit 6'8 or 6'9.

That's pretty damm close to 7 feet to be honest. Don't they always exaggerate the stats.

 

[enviousdominous]

Plus, no Rusev tonight..

Rusev might interfere to cost Big Cass this match.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

That's pretty damm close to 7 feet to be honest. Don't they always exaggerate the stats.

It isn't though. Exaggerating 4 inches is A LOT. That's some Andre the Giant style lying.

 

[enviousdominous]

That's pretty damm close to 7 feet to be honest. Don't they always exaggerate the stats.

At a MSG show in the mid 80's, Hogan was billed at something like 460 pounds.