Raw LD 8/29/2016: 4 Big, Sweaty Men - 1 Master Of The Universe

[enviousdominous]

Nice going Darren! Now you're going to be fined $500!

 

[Dmbfantomas]

I wish Bob Backlund was wrestling instead.

 

[rbv13]

Nikki should become the WWE Spokesperson for KFC. "Nikki Bella.... Finger Licking Good."

 

[enviousdominous]

Was Titus a fat kid growing up? He looks kind of bow-legged.

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

Just scrap the entire RAW creative and bring up another NXT writer like SD did. RAW can't think of anything new, other than Shield, Young vs Titus for the 3rd year in a row, squash matches and Zayn vs Owens.

And of course put your top heels together because that's so original.

 

[@smarkmouth]

Good use of rotating camera. Makes rest holds a little more dynamic.

That is all.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Nice going Darren! Now you're going to be fined $500!

Backlund can pay it off easy. He's saved thousands in wardrobe alone.

 

[L@RISANO]

Shane finds a wrestler to represent him and it's...


Goldberg.





Double yuck.

On that note... bring on Brock squashing Shane O'Mac.

 

[Navi]

Backlund's the most excited guy in the room.

 

[J-Dogg]

Exact same thing last week

 

[enviousdominous]

What's the score now? I think it's something like Darren 2, Titus 48.

 

[Sean Valjean]

That had to be the weakest pin I've seen in ages. Titus literally just went prone off a super slow roll-up.

Okay, the hilarious way Backlund sold that kick made up for the match.

 

[enviousdominous]

I hope they ban the rest of this show and just fast forward to the main event.

 

[BaconBits]

On that note... bring on Brock squashing Shane O'Mac.

Gross. All of it is gross.

The last guy to have anything approaching a competitive match with Brock was Sheamus. Just run that shit back and take my money.

 

[@smarkmouth]

First ever Universal Championship match? Did Balor just get retconned?

 

[J-Dogg]

So she's having an affair with Seth and Heyman causes been awfully forgiving

 

[J-Dogg]

First ever Universal Championship match? Did Balor just get retconned?

It's a smack in the face to Balor which is shit.

 

[enviousdominous]

First ever Universal Championship match? Did Balor just get retconned?

Balor!? Is that a high school from a Disney Channel sitcom?

 

[@smarkmouth]

It's a smack in the face to Balor which is shit.

Perhaps. I just chalked it up to Steph being garbage.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

It is a bad situation for them. To have the first holder of a title hold it for a day makes it look worthless.

 

[Sean Valjean]

First ever Universal Championship match? Did Balor just get retconned?

Doubt it. They acknowledged him as the first champ during his injury update.

 

[klunderbunker]

Well we certainly know Stephanie didn't get it wrong. She's a perfectly empowered woman.

 

[J-Dogg]

New stage and set looks bounds better.

 

[Navi]

LOL Mick is dressed to match the title.

 

[enviousdominous]

Military personnel get free tickets, but you'll end up in the nose bleed seats.