Raw LD 8/29/2016: 4 Big, Sweaty Men - 1 Master Of The Universe

[enviousdominous]

I love Roman Reigns.

I'm coming to join you.

I'm a Naomi mark. The corner won't even tolerate me.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

I honestly can't imagine a good Cesaro theme. I don't see anything that suits him.

Buy the rights to Thunderball. I don't care. I'd rather him come out to silence.

 

[J-Dogg]

His theme is less indicative of a suave spy and more indicative of popping x at a rave.

Pill popping spy....that can work.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Sheamus is supposedly the bully but Cesaro is the one picking at an injury. What a hypocrite.

Sheamus went to an HR meeting and he's trying to B A Star.

 

[BaconBits]

Have Sheamus go up 3-0, Cesaro wins 2 by pin. Sheamus proposes the last two matches will take place on the same night. Sheamus fucks all of Cesaro's shit up with a chair, making it 3-3. Cesaro triumphantly wins 4-3.

America.

Neither guy is American. Those commies can both eat shit.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

I love Roman Reigns.

I'm coming to join you.

I love Roman too!!!

Wanna play dominoes?

 

[enviousdominous]

Have Sheamus go up 3-0, Cesaro wins 2 by pin. Sheamus proposes the last two matches will take place on the same night. Sheamus fucks all of Cesaro's shit up with a chair, making it 3-3. Cesaro triumphantly wins 4-3.

America.

Reminds me of when fans were chanting "USA!" when Chris Jericho fought Masahiro Chono.

 

[Navi]

I'm a Naomi mark. The corner won't even tolerate me.

I like Cesaro, I'll come to the other corner with you.

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

Sheamus is supposedly the bully but Cesaro is the one picking at an injury. What a hypocrite.

Shhhh, don't call out the revengefull bully faces WWE has.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Neither guy is American. Those commies can both eat shit.

I interchange the words "America" and "Success" frequently.

 

[BaconBits]

I like Cesaro, I'll come to the other corner with you.

The spin the bottle game should be fun.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Reminds me of when fans were chanting "USA!" when Chris Jericho fought Masahiro Chono.

Jericho was born in New York.

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

I like Cesaro, I'll come to the other corner with you.

I like The Miz, but I'm sure if I come all of you will leave.

 

[rbv13]

If Cesaro were to really play up the Bond gimmick they better call up Mandy Rose and rename her Pussy Galore.

 

[enviousdominous]

Pill popping spy....that can work.

Cesaro prefers his sizzurp shaken, not stirred. But also with extra Codine.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

I like The Miz, but I'm sure if I come all of you will leave.

I like him, too!!!

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

Jericho was born in New York.

He's from Winnipeg you idiot!

 

[BaconBits]

I interchange the words "America" and "Success" frequently.

Fair enough. Freedom does equal success.

 

[Sean Valjean]

I honestly can't imagine a good Cesaro theme. I don't see anything that suits him.

His original Swiss rap theme would be better. It least it sounds somewhat suave unlike the drunken lemur composed music he currently has.

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

How about an angle where Cesaro is revealed as a spy from Smackdown?

 

[J-Dogg]

Cesaro prefers his sizzurp shaken, not stirred. But also with extra Codine.

I have had codeine mixed with over the counter flu meds and took it all when I was sick, let's just say I didn't realise I was sick because I was so
High..good times

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Can we watch it a fourth time?

 

[Dmbfantomas]

He's from Winnipeg you idiot!

(He's from Manahasset, too.)

 

[enviousdominous]

Jericho was born in New York.

I.. did not know that. SNAP!

 

[BaconBits]

How about an angle where Cesaro is revealed as a spy from Smackdown?

Brock beat the living shit out of Smackdown's entire main event scene in the last few years. I don't think RAW really needs a spy.