Raw LD 8/29/2016: 4 Big, Sweaty Men - 1 Master Of The Universe

[BaconBits]

Dude, Legends Football League games are harder and more fierce than most NFL games.

No, it's not that. It's legit full padded semi-pro football. I think all the teams are in the rust belt.

 

[@smarkmouth]

Uh, Cass has pink eye.

 

[J-Dogg]

If he was actually going to risk wrestling, the Miz would be a great opponent. He could definitely protect DB and still make him look good.

This is something i kind of agree on too.

 

[enviousdominous]

I got my G certification through Bada Boom University.

 

[@smarkmouth]

I got my G certification through Bada Boom University.

Thus proving, you can in fact, teach that.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

I love Sheamus.

I'll go sit in a corner now.

 

[enviousdominous]

Swiss Miss, HA!

 

[BaconBits]

Uh, Cass has pink eye.

The injuries in wrasslin' are real.

 

[J-Dogg]

Their deaf indeed

 

[shafe_41]

This might be Sheamus's best promo ever. Not saying the same canned crap time after time.

 

[BaconBits]

Sheamus shutting down the what chants was awesome.

 

[@smarkmouth]

I love Sheamus.

I'll go sit in a corner now.

No man, sing loud and proud

 

[enviousdominous]

Good grief; if these jack-offs are going to "WHAT!?" they should at least get in sync.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Cesaro's music needs to fuck off. How have they not changed it?

 

[L@RISANO]

If he was actually going to risk wrestling, the Miz would be a great opponent. He could definitely protect DB and still make him look good.

DB retiring really hurt WWE's transition after Mania 30(and Punk's exit as well, all things considered).
If they had DB as the 1A superstar with the SHIELD guys as the 1B options, they would have had a much easier time elevating one of those three in a much more proper manner, lMO.


I don't really see Bryan returning at this point, but I have read that WWE plans to tease it more and more in the near future, so I guess it will lead to something of importance at some point. Ntm, if Brock vs Shane is the plan, I feel the latter might well move on from WWE sooner rather than later.

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

It's 007 Jason Statham vs a guy with a mohawk

 

[J-Dogg]

Cesaro needs this more than Sheamus

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Sheamus doesn't even look stupid anymore. What a stupid crowd.

 

[enviousdominous]

This might be Sheamus's best promo ever. Not saying the same canned crap time after time.

Sheamus has shown to be pretty damn good at verbal one-upmanship. He had the best response to Conor McGregor.

 

[Sean Valjean]

I'm always amazed that Cesaro has one of the best entrances with the worst music.

 

[L@RISANO]

I love Sheamus.

I'll go sit in a corner now.

I love Roman Reigns.

I'm coming to join you.

 

[@smarkmouth]

Cesaro's music needs to fuck off. How have they not changed it?

I honestly can't imagine a good Cesaro theme. I don't see anything that suits him.

 

[enviousdominous]

I'm always amazed that Cesaro has one of the best entrances with the worst music.

His theme is less indicative of a suave spy and more indicative of popping x at a rave.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Have Sheamus go up 3-0, Cesaro wins 2 by pin. Sheamus proposes the last two matches will take place on the same night. Sheamus fucks all of Cesaro's shit up with a chair, making it 3-3. Cesaro triumphantly wins 4-3.

America.

 

[BaconBits]

Sheamus is supposedly the bully but Cesaro is the one picking at an injury. What a hypocrite.