RAW LD 8/17/2015

[L@RISANO]

More than I did, but they're running around in circles until September when they can go after the title. Right now it's just "MY TEAM, WHICH WAS THROWN TOGETHER FOR NO SPECIFIED REASON BY STEPHANIE BECAUSE SHE WANTED A MOMENT, IS BETTER THAN YOURS AND I HAVE NO DESIRE TO PURSUE BEING CHAMPION!" You can only get so into that.

Echo my feelings on it perfectly. As I said some time ago, I'm only interested as I haven't been given a reason to excited for Charlotte or Becky whatsoever... can't wait till this dumb tag stuff is over and the likes of Tamina, Brie Bella, Naomi and Alicia Fox fade away...

 

[OYDK]

Odds on Dolph Ziggler saving Lana?

 

[Chrome]

Or a better written division that isn't so obsessed with AJ holding a record.



I certainly don't mind them. I mind lame storytelling.

It doesn't help that most of the divas have no character to get behind..
What's any diva's gimmick?

You can boil it down to "babyface" or "bitch".

 

[Con T.]

I've done it twice...like....ever. Relax sugar tits

No, you kinda do this every LD. The original plan of sexual harassment panda was to gather each time you do it in an LD, just to show you.

I mean, if you want to stick your tongue down someone's butthole, cool. But can we just not hear about it every week? We get it.

 

[klunderbunker]

THis show has felt like a big replay.

 

[John McCass]

Ziggy to return soon

 

[klunderbunker]

Oh but don't worry: Dolph Ziggler will be back soon to have the same match you've ever seen him have for years and decide that he loves Lana because all those years of him going after every woman on the roster mean absolutely nothing.

 

[rbv13]

Can we bring back jobbers? Like, the no name jobbers? I don't think I can stand seeing Henry or Swagger stand up for America and then job like everyone on the planet, even those who don't watch WWE, know they're going to.

Fuck it. Somebody get Del Wilkes on the phone and bring back the Patriot.

 

[J-Dogg]

Slaps that is all

 

[John McCass]

Oh man! What a pop!

 

[Savior of Silence]

No, you kinda do this every LD. The original plan of sexual harassment panda was to gather each time you do it in an LD, just to show you.

I mean, if you want to stick your tongue down someone's butthole, cool. But can we just not hear about it every week? We get it.

I'm not even in every LD. In fact...I've legitimately only said it one other time. Go ahead and look.

 

[klunderbunker]

Fuck it. Somebody get Del Wilkes on the phone and bring back the Patriot.

It would be fresh.

 

[klunderbunker]

Also,

Rollins
Rusev
Ziggler
Harper

Every single one of them use superkicks. I'm sure I'm forgetting people too. As I've been saying all night, this company is so repetitive at times it's disturbing.

 

[John McCass]

How disgutsing it feels to see your fianceé being kissed by someone else!

 

[Con T.]

I'm not even in every LD. In fact...I've legitimately only said it one other time. Go ahead and look.

I'd rather not know if you want to stick your tongue down someone's ass at all.

Seriously, it's you and J-Dogg. I've seen enough LDs, and when I'm guaranteed to see when there's a woman wrestling, I'm going to have to read something really objective from you or him. It's part of the reason I'd rather not be in these threads

 

[L@RISANO]

Also,

Rollins
Rusev
Ziggler
Harper

Every single one of them use superkicks. I'm sure I'm forgetting people too. As I've been saying all night, this company is so repetitive at times it's disturbing.

Take a breather, KB. You seem pretty irate tonight.

 

[Savior of Silence]

I'd rather not know if you want to stick your tongue down someone's ass at all.

Seriously, it's you and J-Dogg. I've seen enough LDs, and when I'm guaranteed to see when there's a woman wrestling, I'm going to have to read something really objective from you or him. It's part of the reason I'd rather not be in these threads

I've been in about 30 LD's and have only said it 2 times. Those are good stats if you ask me. Good talk.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Also,

Rollins
Rusev
Ziggler
Harper

Every single one of them use superkicks. I'm sure I'm forgetting people too. As I've been saying all night, this company is so repetitive at times it's disturbing.

RIGHT?!

I mean... how hard is it to have a variety nowadays? Just over a decade ago, the superkick was a finisher. Now? As common as a right hand. Just like there's 39 different variations of a DDT and none of them get a three count.

What could fix this?

 

[klunderbunker]

Take a breather, KB. You seem pretty irate tonight.

I have been a bit on edge with this show. It's more that I've been looking at it and feel like I've seen every single thing so often that it's really hard to get hyped for it again, especially when switching up the ways to tell a story isn't that hard.

 

[OYDK]

Are we really talking about frenching a butthole? Really people, cmon.

 

[klunderbunker]

I've been in about 30 LD's and have only said it 2 times. Those are good stats if you ask me. Good talk.

Whereas the majority have said it zero times because it's rather disgusting and not something we need to hear about.

 

[Savior of Silence]

Whereas the majority have said it zero times because it's rather disgusting and not something we need to hear about.

Luckily, it's not against the rules and your feelings are irrelevant to me.

 

[J-Dogg]

I'd rather not know if you want to stick your tongue down someone's ass at all.

Seriously, it's you and J-Dogg. I've seen enough LDs, and when I'm guaranteed to see when there's a woman wrestling, I'm going to have to read something really objective from you or him. It's part of the reason I'd rather not be in these threads

I stopped when KB told me to stop it and I havent done it in a while. Also I like Rollins and Harpers super kicks though

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

It would be fresh.

Rotate between Swagger, Mark Henry, and miscellaneous American wrestler. Rinse and repeat.

Kurt Angle would blow the roof off of any arena he entered.

 

[Con T.]

Whereas the majority have said it zero times because it's rather disgusting and not something we need to hear about.

This guys gets where I'm getting at.

And I hope you're not just counting anilingus here. Because, sure, that may be twice, but even the random pointing out that Nikki Bella has ginormo tits (yes, really adding insight there, homey) is still objectification.

You get that, right?