Raw LD 5/11/15

[rbv13]

I will impregnate some women and abort the fetuses and give said fetuses to Daniel Bryan to feast on and heal his neck and probably grow a few inches, such is my understanding of medical science.

Yes! Not even Hack Man will be able to defeat him.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I've decided: you should have given Zayn the AA kickout, to show he's resillient, and Neville just the near victory, to show that he's dangerous. Everybody else could be competitive but not kick out of an AA and not get their finisher in.

There, I fixed it. To the time machine we go.

 

[Savior of Silence]

I will impregnate some women and abort the fetuses and give said fetuses to Daniel Bryan to feast on and heal his neck and probably grow a few inches, such is my understanding of medical science.

Well I'd gladly blow 20 guys in an alley with bleeding dicks so I can get AIDS then fuck The Miz and kill him with my AIDS.

Thank you Louis CK.

 

[J-Dogg]

Bring on the hate

 

[HeymansPonytail]

its weird watching on Sky Sports, get like 30 seconds of proper ads and then another 10 of the American ads...properly out of sync tonight

 

[J-Dogg]

I've decided: you should have given Zayn the AA kickout, to show he's resillient, and Neville just the near victory, to show that he's dangerous. Everybody else could be competitive but not kick out of an AA and not get their finisher in.

There, I fixed it. To the time machine we go.

Very sensible

 

[Uncle Sam]

The Bellas have new music and smile now. Hurray! Go Bellas!

Naomi looks dumb, which ironically makes her much more relateable.

 

[rbv13]

Damn Nikki gives me a beyond crazy rager.

 

[J-Dogg]

Female APA I loke

 

[Chrome]

Someone explain WTF is Brie Mode?!?!?!?! she has a catch phrase or power move thats never been explained.

 

[Uncle Sam]

"Talent isn't sexually transmitted."

- that time AJ Lee burned The Bellas down to the ground

 

[Lee]

Squashed because he's fucking shit.

 

[Chrome]

So 4 heels at ring side?

 

[klunderbunker]

How do you screw up ramming someone into a buckle?

 

[HeymansPonytail]

Open Question:

The Bella twins are the hottest (looks not talent) things in WWE since...?

 

[Uncle Sam]

BRIE MOOOOODE!

 

[Uncle Sam]

They probably wouldn't have to have banned the Curb Stomp if they hadn't called it the fucking Curb Stomp. Like, the RKO would probably be banned if it was called Gangland Execution - or if AA stood for Antisemitism Adjustment.

 

[Chrome]

Brie defines what it takes to be a future hall of fame diva.. said no one ever!

 

[klunderbunker]

Well done on the lack of backstage stuff tonight. It's been helpful.

 

[Uncle Sam]

There's still another hour of this? And you guys watch it every week? Are you for real?

 

[Savior of Silence]

Are they about to debut Macho Mandow? What a terrible gimmick.

 

[HeymansPonytail]

Forget Sandow, forget MizDow....I want Sandust or Goldow

 

[Savior of Silence]

I wonder how Lanny Poffo feels about this...

 

[J-Dogg]

I don't know if this is disrespectful

 

[Uncle Sam]

They've actually given Sandow the Macho Man theme and attire. I can't tell if this is disrespectful or just shit.