Raw LD 5/11/15

[Uncle Sam]

Cena needs to squash a few of these tossers.

It's a massive boost to have a competitive match with the biggest wrestler in the world and to kick out of his finisher - less so if everybody has a turn doing it.

That match was really enjoyable but the AA kickouts are really starting to bother me.

 

[rbv13]

Damn no Landango and her sexy dance.

 

[Savior of Silence]

YOUR FINISHER'S SHIT, CENA! EVERY CUNT KICKS OUT OF IT! GET A NEW ONE!

Yeah, there's way too many mid-carders kicking out of the AA lately. He doesn't need a new finisher yet but he will if this keeps up.

 

[J-Dogg]

Aside from
The DQ the match was awesome

 

[Uncle Sam]

They had that Russian flag there just in case, did they?

Edit: Fun fact, Adrian Neville nearly beat Rusev in NXT - while Rusev was on the main roster and undefeated - until Tyson Kidd interfered.

 

[klunderbunker]

Gah stop putting Cena in I Quit matches. They're a waste of time and another way to let the writers get out of having to do anything new.

 

[Lee]

They had that Russian flag there just in case, did they?

Edit: Fun fact, Adrian Neville nearly beat Rusev in NXT - while Rusev was on the main roster and undefeated - until Tyson Kidd interfered.

Fun fact, I have beaten Adrian Neville 3 times.

 

[rbv13]

Imagine how high Rusev's stock would sky rocket with an I QUIT victory over Cena. Would be insane.

 

[HeymansPonytail]

Thanks for the quote in the sig, Uncle Sam.

knew Cena was never going to lose the title but Neville looked incredible.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Literally, next week I need The Miz to accept the challenge. Cena immediately AAs him and gets the 3. Cena grabs the mike:

"How did you not kick out of the first AA? Literally everyone kicks out of the first AA."

Cena whips his balls out and rests them on Miz's face and we go to commercial.

Rinse and repeat with all the other wrestlers I don't like.

Fun fact, I have beaten Adrian Neville 3 times.

You are therefore the reigning United States Champion, I think.

 

[J-Dogg]

I don't mind the kick outs but they should not do it a lot

 

[HeymansPonytail]

Literally, next week I need The Miz to accept the challenge. Cena immediately AAs him and gets the 3. Cena grabs the mike.

"How did you not kick out of the first AA? Literally everyone kicks out of the first AA."

Cena whips his balls out and rests them on Miz's face and we go to commercial.

Rinse and repeat with all the other wrestlers I don't like.

This.
Thank God im not the only on e who thinks the Miz is a waste of time twat.

 

[rbv13]

US Bank Arena fucking blows.

 

[J-Dogg]

Miz is useless in WWE

 

[Savior of Silence]

Kane = Chris Jericho

The new jobber to the stars.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Kane's been a jobber to the stars since the very start of his career, no?

I think The Miz might be the only decent heel in WWE because he's the only guy who comes out and I'm genuinely like, "Oh, Jesus Christ, please no."

Zack Ryder should either be the one to win the belt off of Cena or the first guy to get absolutely squashed by him - pick one.

 

[HeymansPonytail]

Is Roman Reigns going to have to go through every member of the authority before he gets a clear shot at Rollins? Including Stephanie McMahon. Jesus.

WM was good but theyre obviously going to give him the title and I'm a little bored of waiting for a decent shot at it...

 

[Uncle Sam]

Kane's in one of those random periods where he's surprisingly in shape. You know, for a man who's been tall and muscular for about three decades.

 

[HeymansPonytail]

Zack Ryder should either be the one to win the belt off of Cena or the first guy to get absolutely squashed by him - pick one.

This is surprisingly hard seeing as i hate him but he didnt get any decent chances?! Im still gonna go with squashed though.

 

[Savior of Silence]

Squashed but only if they bring back Eve Torres for a live sex celebration in the middle of the ring afterwards.

 

[J-Dogg]

I didn't actually want to see the matxh so the beat down was good

 

[Uncle Sam]

Wait, was that the match? That was the match.

 

[HeymansPonytail]

that was like 30 seconds of highlights from Reigns v Show at extreme rules

 

[Uncle Sam]

I will impregnate some women and abort the fetuses and give said fetuses to Daniel Bryan to feast on and heal his neck and probably grow a few inches, such is my understanding of medical science.

 

[BringThePain834]

Yeah, okay, the match never even started