RAW LD 3/21/2016 - Raw-man Raw-eigns

[Sexcellence of Sexecution]

Yeah this is why you don't turn these guys face.

Fucking painful.

 

[Navi]

Not just a regular box, it's got to be a "Big Ole Box"

 

[Lee]

God.

Barret - Sheamus can be a team. The United Kingdom. Del Rio and Rusev should be on their own.

 

[Bernkastel]

Are we gonna get New Jack next week to give Dean a knife or some shit?

No, it'll be Jose Gonzales.

 

[BringThePain834]

If I were booking WrestleMania, Vince’s "hired gun” to do the Shane match would not be The Undertaker, it would be Lesnar. It would be marketed as "Here Comes The Money vs Here Comes The Pain" Let's think about the obvious now. Brock is not a face, and he's not a heel either. Brock is just Brock, a guy whose character and real life self is only there for the big paydays would have made for a much better story and would have made much more sense as a Vince McMahon "hired gun". For Ambrose, he would be in the IC title match alongside Chris Jericho, Kevin Owens and AJ Styles. I then would have set up a tournament, with both main roster and NXT guys to determine who faces The Undertaker, with the winner of that tournament being Finn Bálor.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Remember when Big E was fighting for America and stood zero chance against Rusev?

 

[BaconBits]

Not just a regular box, it's got to be a "Big Ole Box"

I heard it's sloppy and used up, too.

 

[Navi]

I've been in Louisville all day. Just got home, what did I miss? Someone help a brother out.

Stephanie opened the show. Roman interrupted her, blocked a slap, cut a promo and left.

AJ and KO had one hell of a match till Jerihco ruined it.

Now it's New Day and LON. Oh and Terry Funk showed up at a bar and gave Dean Ambrose his chainsaw. That's about it.

Oh and Bacon and I have filthy minds and have to have showers.

 

[Navi]

I heard it's sloppy and used up, too.

Okay I'm out of the shower, now it's your turn.

 

[Shotaro]

I've been in Louisville all day. Just got home, what did I miss? Someone help a brother out.

Steph is a bitch
Roman interrupted her and stopped her slap.
He's the new Authority now apparently.

KO vs AJ
Jericho ruins the finish
Zayn, Miz and Ziggles hit the ring demanding a title shot
KO arranges a triple threat later to determing #1 contender

LoN comes out and then I just heard white noise.
New Day came out and the white noise was replaced with tinnitus
Now Big E is fighting Rusev in a slobberknocker for the ages.

 

[That N Word]

If you quote New Day catch phrases in 3 consecutive posts, ITS A NEW DAY comes and ruins the thread.

OH ENZO DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR CLAP FOR YOUR TWO TIME CHAMPS AND FEEL THE POWWAA!!!!! (Shakes Dick In Circle)

 

[BaconBits]

No, it'll be Jose Gonzales.

You know, I get the feeling that all these fossils are going to get their shots in on Brock, too. Meh.

 

[Shotaro]

something something booty?

 

[Navi]

OH ENZO DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR CLAP FOR YOUR TWO TIME CHAMPS AND FEEL THE POWWAA!!!!! (Shakes Dick In Circle)

Do you always watch in the nude?

 

[BaconBits]

Okay I'm out of the shower, now it's your turn.

It'll happen when Dolph has to be on my TV again.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Big E and Rusev could make one hell of a power team.

 

[BaconBits]

Big E and Rusev could make one hell of a power team.

Considering they're both young, I'd bet it happens someday.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

tinnitus

MAWP

 

[Navi]

What the hell happened to the rest of New Day, are they dead in the time keepers area?

 

[enviousdominous]

Damn Xavier.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

The time keeper's area is like a black hole of death or some shit.

 

[BaconBits]

Remember when BullShitExpected said he was going to watch The Voice?

 

[Navi]

Remember when BullShitExpected said he was going to watch The Voice?

Oh is he back?

EDIT: he's lurking.

 

[BringThePain834]

dead

I don't think this show was ever alive to begin with.

 

[enviousdominous]

O.O