RAW LD 3/21/2016 - Raw-man Raw-eigns

[BringThePain834]

CUT!!!

 

[Sean Valjean]

Roman blocking the slap was like Goku deflecting an energy blast.

 

[BringThePain834]

Take 2.

Action.

 

[BaconBits]

Meanwhile the fight in the ring continues and no one gives a shit.

It's BallZack from team doofus, Hunico and Cody Rhodes. Did you expect anybody to care?

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Who takes the huge bump off the ladder?

Probably Sin Cara, though I could see Ryder doing something stupid dangerous in an attempt to salvage his career.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Well. There it fucking is.

 

[rbv13]

So who the fuck is left for the battle royal?

 

[Sean Valjean]

So let me get this straight...

Stephanie emasculates KO.

The IC title isn't just Sami/Owens, a story that writes itself and would be the easiest to build.

We get another clusterfuck ladder match filled with useless names when they already have a battle royal perfectly suited for featuring such guys.

Fuck. This. Show.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

So who the fuck is left for the battle royal?

The Ascension

 

[BaconBits]

Probably Sin Cara, though I could see Ryder doing something stupid dangerous in an attempt to salvage his career.

I think Ryder is in the match as a last hurrah, and will be put out of his WWE misery in the annual post Mania cuts.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Fucking Sin Cara and Zack Ryder though. What the actual fuck?

 

[L@RISANO]

Well. There it fucking is.

Well, hopefully we get a full-blooded KO vs Sami feud post-mania. One of the 2 has to be leaving Mania with the IC belt.

 

[Navi]

A DQ in a triple threat?

Great, clusterfuck match at Mania it shall be.

Oh you called it Yaz. LOL

 

[John McCass]

Don't get your hopes high. Ever.

 

[BaconBits]

So who the fuck is left for the battle royal?

El Torito.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Dammit, I was hoping Reigns would superman punch an incoming vehicle but this works too.

 

[rbv13]

LoL at Stephanie's rape scream.

 

[Navi]

WTF just happened.

 

[BaconBits]

You know, Trips is eating the shit every week. Doesn't that usually mean he's gonna win the blowoff match?

 

[L@RISANO]

Ha!

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I think Ryder is in the match as a last hurrah, and will be put out of his WWE misery in the annual post Mania cuts.

He is currently banging Emma, so even if he loses his job he still has that going for him.

 

[L@RISANO]

WTF just happened.

Reigns is doing what he was supposed to do since the start of 2016. Now, WWE are trying to salvage whatever they can in this broken feud that they did their utmost to destroy over the past couple of months...

 

[rbv13]

El Torito.

Horny and Torito in the final four against Show and Kane.

 

[BaconBits]

He is currently banging Emma, so even if he loses his job he still has that going for him.

This is true. But how hysterical would it be if she dumped him for being an unemployed loser?

 

[Sean Valjean]

Also, ZACK RYDER is in the ladder match but not, say, Tyler Breeze? UGH.