RAW LD 1/20/14 The Animal Returns!

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Batista's back, Lesnar is here, and Bryan probably isn't.

 

[Danger Burger]

Bryan might be here for a promo at least? I'll be here for a little bit too. Bring it!

 

[Trill Co$by]

I hope Batista drops Barrett like a bad habit.

 

[Danger Burger]

Goddamn NCIS spoilers, man.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Going with the big guns early, ehh?

 

[klunderbunker]

It never occurred to me: all four members of Evolution won the Rumble.

 

[Galvatron]

Looks like Dave will be later.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

The Daddy Killer.

 

[Danger Burger]

Randy ortons gonna get right to it *pause for effect*.

 

[The Butcher]

Nice commercial there, Steph.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

The longest word in the English language is the word from our sponsors.

 

[Chrome]

I'm confused is the Authority heel or face?

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Odds of Orton having The Authority turn on him by the end of Wrestlemania?

 

[Danger Burger]

Brutalising an old man, eh... Ortan V Taker, bookit!

 

[klunderbunker]

I'm confused is the Authority heel or face?

They're whatever makes them look good at the moment. Notice that they NEVER look bad and always get to take the high ground while never getting shown up at all.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

I'm confused is the Authority heel or face?

I think what they're going for is tweeners, leaning heels.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Over-explanations. Over-explanations everywhere.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Kofi's push didn't last long.

And that was anti climatic. God, Jerry and Cole made it even worse.

 

[The Brain]

I thought Cena was the first to arrive every day

 

[Pepe Silvia]

HHH promos take way too long. He could do without repeating the phrase he said 5 seconds ago.

Notice how he said (paraphrasing possibly) "...Irrational and unreasonable decisions. Irrational and unreasonable decisions like..."

Why couldn't he just start the second sentence with "Like..."?

 

[BooCocky]

BATISTA!!!!!

 

[Chrome]

This is how Pitbull would look like if he worked out

 

[Tyrath]

Batista is rocking the Rock's hollywood look.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Damn Pitbull got jacked.

EDIT: Chrome beat me to it.

 

[klunderbunker]

So HHH gets to treat the WWE Champion like a five year old so the boss can keep the high ground. Good to see he's gotten over that "It's all about ME" phase.