RAW 4/10: Folks be moving.

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

So did Charlotte go to Smackdown?

 

[Spidey Revivey]

AH, Mickie.

 

[BaconBits]

So did Charlotte go to Smackdown?

Find out tomorrow, bish.

 

[Sean Valjean]

So what happened to that drifter guy, was he a fan? Nothing's been said since.

OMG not Bliss.

That was really Sampson. He popped up on the stage during the Hardyz match.

 

[Bernkastel]

Mickie James vs Charlotte. Why hasn't this match happened yet?

 

[shafe_41]

I like Mickie and all.... but wow is she bad on that mic.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

I find that very hard to believe. The hot ones all spasm when they speak.

Maybe in Pennsylvania. Have you ever met an Arkansas chick? The accent alone is nightmare fuel.

 

[enviousdominous]

NO NIA! NOBODY PUTS BAYLEY IN A CORNER!

 

[BaconBits]

Mickie James vs Charlotte. Why hasn't this match happened yet?

Because they've never been in the same show, and it still won't because they'll be on seperate shows.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Nia should have one-upped Strowman and flipped the ring over with women in it.

 

[shafe_41]

"THIS CHAMPIONSHIP IS MINE BAYLEY!!!"

Nia sounded like a damn Muppet.

 

[BaconBits]

Maybe in Pennsylvania. Have you ever met an Arkansas chick? The accent alone is nightmare fuel.

I meet a lot of random chicks in random regions in my racing travels. I'm not looking to bang then, because I'm happily married, but I find chicks from Arkansas endearing.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

So that concludes Nia Jax's seven-day face run.

 

[BaconBits]

So that concludes Nia Jax's seven-day face run.

Scott Steiner hates her, so she will be heel for all enternity.

 

[Bernkastel]

Because they've never been in the same show, and it still won't because they'll be on seperate shows.

I have a feeling it's because WWE hates money. That's why they've been on separate shows.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

HOLY FUCK! I missed Strowman flipping over an AMBULANCE??? Holy shit!

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Hey a Recap that doesn't get old. Howboutdat

 

[BaconBits]

I have a feeling it's because WWE hates money. That's why they've been on separate shows.

It's because they insist on having a thin women's (and tag team, for that matter) divisions on both shows. Brand splits are trash.

 

[Sean Valjean]

"I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!" might be the most hilarious/badass moment of the year.

 

[shafe_41]

If I don't see AJ Styles show up, I will be sad.

 

[Bernkastel]

What a waste. Kids in Africa could have eaten that ambulance.

 

[shafe_41]

Haven't we seen Ambrose/Owens enough already?

 

[Navi]

So are they writing Reigns off for awhile with supposed injuries in the hopes that his comback will be hailed. I had a separated shoulder once and it hurts like hell, you can't do anything never mind wrestle.

 

[Sean Valjean]

HOLY FUCK! I missed Strowman flipping over an AMBULANCE??? Holy shit!

Like a sore loser playing Monopoly. It was amazing.

 

[shafe_41]

What a waste. Kids in Africa could have eaten that ambulance.

They still can. Braun beat the ass of that ambulance. So basically... he tenderized it. I would argue... he made it more edible for the African kids.