RAW 4/10: Folks be moving.

[BaconBits]

hi ANNOYING is it when PEOPLE talk like THIS? Am I supposed to LIKE them when they RAISE their voices randomly?

Have you never banged a college chick?

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Dana should join a support group for mistreated lackeys with Virgil, Damien Sandow, Ricardo Rodriguez, and others. It'd be like the beginning of Wreck-It-Ralph.

You can't forget Curtis Hughes.

 

[enviousdominous]

hi ANNOYING is it when PEOPLE talk like THIS? Am I supposed to LIKE them when they RAISE their voices randomly?

I think she was going for an iambic pentameter there.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Just in time for big finalè.

 

[shafe_41]

You do have to wonder what it will take though. I get the whole "we don't have to turn Reigns... he's currently the biggest face and biggest heel at the same time" argument... but WWE showed they're not totally inept by giving the crowd what they wanted in Daniel Bryan. We all knew Batista was going to beat Orton at Mania. Then DB happened. And that's what's insanely frustrating. It didn't take them even a year of Bryan being praised to pull that trigger. The fans have been against Reigns for 2.5 years.

I don't hate Reigns the way others do. But holy shit... just turn the guy.

 

[BaconBits]

You can't forget Curtis Hughes.

Tomko would be good for that, too.

 

[enviousdominous]

So, did the superstar shakeup effect the women at all?

 

[shafe_41]

That was a very weird intro. Heel turn actually happening?

 

[Bernkastel]

Sheamus might be the first Irishman to hold the WWE championship, But Danno O Mahoney and Steve Casey were Irish born world champions decades prior to that. Nice attempt at revisionist history WWE.

 

[enviousdominous]

One of these days, one of those cute little girls begging for a hug is going to steal Bayley's wallet.

 

[mooseman]

Bayley bout to get her ass whooped...

 

[BaconBits]

So, did the superstar shakeup effect the women at all?

Not yet, I don't think.

It's pretty suspicious that Enzo and Cass haven't been on the show either.

 

[enviousdominous]

Bayley is going for a Macho Man vibe with those pants.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Have you never banged a college chick?

Not one that spasms when she speaks, no.

 

[enviousdominous]

How would the crowd react if Braun came out and flipped the ring over?

 

[enviousdominous]

OH HELL YES!

 

[Navi]

So what happened to that drifter guy, was he a fan? Nothing's been said since.

OMG not Bliss.

 

[shafe_41]

THE REAL QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[klunderbunker]

I don't even want to imagine how much those shorts cut into Bliss' skin.

 

[enviousdominous]

RAW JUST BECAME THE GREATEST FUCKING THING IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE!

 

[BaconBits]

The ass quotient just went up on RAW by 1000%.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

AH, Bliss.

 

[BaconBits]

Not one that spasms when she speaks, no.

I find that very hard to believe. The hot ones all spasm when they speak.

 

[enviousdominous]

Oh look, Mickie.

 

[shafe_41]

OMG I LOVE RAW