Randy Orton Suspended

[PlayTheGame]

You can't get suspended for weed or booze.

http://corporate.wwe.com/company/abuse_policy.jsp

Section 4.L.

You can get suspended for marijuana.

Edit: nvm, you can't. just read the "fine print".

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Damn, Smackdown is definitely going to need some help.

 

[Diet Soda]

Damn, Smackdown is definitely going to need some help.

Enter Ambrose.

 

[Remix]

http://corporate.wwe.com/company/abuse_policy.jsp

Section 4.L.

You can get suspended for marijuana.

Edit: nvm, you can't. just read the "fine print".

Section 15 b isn't the fine print.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Enter Ambrose.

I'm expecting way more Sheamus and Punk on SD! now.

 

[PlayTheGame]

Section 15 b isn't the fine print.

It's a figure of speech.

They don't make it clear that they treat certain illegal drugs differently until the end.

 

[Diet Soda]

I'm expecting way more Sheamus and Punk on SD! now.

I expect plenty of Sheamus on Smackdown anyway, seeing as he is, you know, the show's champion and that.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

I expect plenty of Sheamus on Smackdown anyway, seeing as he is, you know, the show's champion and that.

Well Sheamus has shown up on RAW countless times to squash people and not continue his storylines from SD even though his said #1 contender (Del Rio) also has a squash like five minutes before.

 

[Diet Soda]

True, he has been a sloppily booked champion.

We digress, we should be discussing what a very naughty boy Randall has been.

 

[hatehabsforever]

Doesn't the Wellness Policy distinguish between synthetic marijuana versus the natural kind? I thought Evan Bourne failed a Wellness test for use of synthetic marijuana and was suspended for it.

That would be my guess.

 

[Con T.]

Yes, I think you're right; weed will get you a fine, while spice gets you Wellness'd.

Ass backwards? Yes, I know

 

[Remix]

Doesn't the Wellness Policy distinguish between synthetic marijuana versus the natural kind? I thought Evan Bourne failed a Wellness test for use of synthetic marijuana and was suspended for it.

That would be my guess.

The following uses of synthetic drugs, even if purchased as an over the counter medication without a prescription, are prohibited under this Policy:

Synthetic Cannabinoids - most commonly referred to as "Spice", or "K2", are chemically engineered substances, similar to THC - the active ingredient in marijuana - that, when smoked or ingested, can produce pharmacological effects similar to marijuana.
Synthetic Stimulants/Synthetic Cathinones - most commonly referred to as the "Bath Salts" drugs or the "Plant Food" drugs are chemically engineered substances, such as mephedrone, methylenedioxypyrovalerone (MDPV) and methylone that when smoked, ingested or injected, can produce pharmacological effects similar to illegal forms of amphetamines/stimulants such as cocaine, LSD, MDMA and/or methamphetamines.
Regardless of whether there is a prescription, the use of synthetic drugs in any form will be considered a non-medical use for purposes of this Policy. The use of synthetic drugs is therefore prohibited and subject to the penalties set forth in Section 15 A of the Policy.

Yes, but he probably just fucked up his prescriptions and failed for an opiate.

 

[Alastor]

There goes Orton's chance of ever being the number 1 guy.

 

[Remix]

Yes, I think you're right; weed will get you a fine, while spice gets you Wellness'd.

Ass backwards? Yes, I know

Not really. We know weed is by and large safe, we don't know that for sure about Spice. Also, if masking agents are banned, then it makes sense to ban drugs designed to evade the getting in trouble for weed in the same way.

 

[justinsayne]

God dammit.

Ya know Orton, there are easier ways to get out of feuding with Miz for a month.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

I'm saddened.



Not really.


1. He wasn't doing anything, so who cares? They were giving him shit opponent after shit opponent, and it was only going to get worse with Jericho being suspended. I have no idea what happens to him when he comes back, but he's too popular to bury. Could be a blessing in disguise, if he doesn't spend several months "being punished" after his actual punishment ends.

2. Ryback, motherfuckers. RYfuckingBACK. Give him a chance to really take over. Make that show all about him and his rise to super stardom. Not going to happen, but it should.

 

[The Champ]

I'm expecting way more Sheamus and Punk on SD! now.

John Cena was already scheduled for some shows in the summer, I expected that to increase tenfold as well.

 

[shattered dreams]

Enjoy those three hour Raws.

 

[Alastor]

God dammit.

Ya know Orton, there are easier ways to get out of feuding with Miz for a month.

You say that, but even Cena couldn't get out of a feud with Miz at Wrestlemainia last year.

 

[Mr Mikey Mike]

Aw fuck it he wasn't doing anything of interest anyways.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

See, I was looking forward to Jericho vs. Orton and Orton killing Jericho off...looks like it wasn't meant to be. He'll come back and storm to some SummerSlam match. 2012 has not been kind to Randall.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

This sucks

SD definitely needs some more talent right now...what is Scott Steiner doing these days?! lol

 

[Uncle Sam]

2. Ryback, motherfuckers. RYfuckingBACK. Give him a chance to really take over. Make that show all about him and his rise to super stardom. Not going to happen, but it should.

We'll see what happens when he actually gets off the blocks. I don't see why whatever they had queued up for Orton also couldn't work for Ryback. My vote - a Miz and Ziggler handicap feud.

 

[SpoodBeest]