Rey Mysterio's been wellnessed again.

[Remix]

STAMFORD, Conn. – In accordance with its Talent Wellness Program, WWE has suspended Oscar Gutierrez (Rey Mysterio) for 60 days effective Thursday, April 26 for his second violation of the company's policy.

Yep.

 

[Nate DaMac]

You gotta be a stupid muthafucka to get suspended on yo day off.

 

[ABMorales787]

lulz. He's not even active.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

 

[Con T.]

His testosterone levels read 61:9

 

[Lee]

He's trending on Twitter. I doubt WWE will mention that on air.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

No one tell JGlass, it'll break his little heart.

 

[shattered dreams]

TNA TNA TNA

 

[Nate DaMac]

TNA TNA TNA

That would make their PPVs at least download worthy.

 

[Con T.]

TNA TNA TNA

He would make a better mouthpiece for Mexican America than... Anyone.


Booyaka booyaka "61:9"
Booyaka booyaka "that's my ratio"
Booyaka booyaka "61:9 hey"
Booyaka booyaka "really high testo"
What ya gonna do when we come test you?

 

[ABMorales787]

He would make a better mouthpiece for Mexican America than... Anyone.

Plant him on a wheelchair and he's a masked Konnan.

 

[Stormtrooper]

You gotta be a stupid muthafucka to get suspended on yo day off.

Maybe he tried HGH to get back faster.

Sucks for him. I wouldn't be surprised if WWE doesn't re-sign him when his contract is up.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Rey Mysterio vs. Garret Bischoff at Bound for Glory 2012.

 

[Coco]

More like Rey Mysterio vs Rob Van Dam for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship at Bound For Glory 2012.

 

[shattered dreams]

I wouldn't be surprised if WWE doesn't re-sign him when his contract is up.

I would be very surprised if they wanted to let that merch money walk. I wouldn't be surprised if they framed him to avoid paying him while he was out.

AJ-Mysterio UX for the TNA WHC at BFG.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I would be very surprised if they wanted to let that merch money walk. I wouldn't be surprised if they framed him to avoid paying him while he was out.

He's kicking himself for signing for JTG's package, for sure.

 

[Alex]

Booyaka booyaka, 60 days

 

[Shocky]

I hope he does go to TNA, simply for the competition aspect of the show. People don't seem to realize how over Mysterio is with the kiddies. And yes, Mysterio vs. RVD in TNA would be fantastic. Hell, Mysterio vs. anyone in TNA would be fantastic.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Mysterio versus my 64-year-old stroke victim father would be fantastic.

 

[jmt225]

Very unfortunate.

I guess he was trying to short cut his way to a faster return.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

916!

 

[D-Man]

No one tell JGlass, it'll break his little heart.

At least I can tell him that Del Rio has one advantage over Rey; he doesn't need drugs and roids to do his job.

I hope he does go to TNA, simply for the competition aspect of the show. People don't seem to realize how over Mysterio is with the kiddies. And yes, Mysterio vs. RVD in TNA would be fantastic. Hell, Mysterio vs. anyone in TNA would be fantastic.

Rey could have a match with a wet paper bag and it would be at least a 4-star.

Mysterio versus my 64-year-old stroke victim father would be fantastic.

 

[Remix]

Very unfortunate.

I guess he was trying to short cut his way to a faster return.

I'd guess that he failed for painkillers that the WWE doctor didn't agree with... or he forgot to fax his prescriptions again.

 

[ABMorales787]

His knee should be the only thing getting wellnessed.